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<blockquote data-quote="rbingham2000" data-source="post: 1368967" data-attributes="member: 12947"><p>Jadefinger's eyes go wide as he witnesses Two Smiles take a bullet -- scratch that, TWO bullets, one of them directly in the head -- and it didn't even faze him.</p><p></p><p>And then he sees the maniac's throat open up like something out of a horror movie.</p><p></p><p><em>So THAT'S why I wasn't able to kill him last time -- son of a bitch isn't even HUMAN!</em></p><p></p><p>Addressing the others, Jadefinger quips, "All right guys...does anyone around here know anything about how you're supposed to kill a monster? Because these goddamn guns AREN'T WORKING!"</p><p></p><p>With that, he takes off toward the pool table. If guns can't hurt this ugly-ass monster, he's going to tear this bar apart until he finds something that does.</p><p></p><p>He starts by hauling out a pool cue and a cue ball left over from an abandoned game of pool. He lays the USP on the table, throws the cue ball up and gives the ball a good solid CRACK that splinters the cue into several pieces. As the ball sails on a line-drive toward Two Smiles, Jadefinger retrieves the gun and takes aim.</p><p></p><p>He intends to give Two Smiles a face full of hot cue-ball shrapnel and the others some time to come up with a better plan of attack.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rbingham2000, post: 1368967, member: 12947"] Jadefinger's eyes go wide as he witnesses Two Smiles take a bullet -- scratch that, TWO bullets, one of them directly in the head -- and it didn't even faze him. And then he sees the maniac's throat open up like something out of a horror movie. [i]So THAT'S why I wasn't able to kill him last time -- son of a bitch isn't even HUMAN![/i] Addressing the others, Jadefinger quips, "All right guys...does anyone around here know anything about how you're supposed to kill a monster? Because these goddamn guns AREN'T WORKING!" With that, he takes off toward the pool table. If guns can't hurt this ugly-ass monster, he's going to tear this bar apart until he finds something that does. He starts by hauling out a pool cue and a cue ball left over from an abandoned game of pool. He lays the USP on the table, throws the cue ball up and gives the ball a good solid CRACK that splinters the cue into several pieces. As the ball sails on a line-drive toward Two Smiles, Jadefinger retrieves the gun and takes aim. He intends to give Two Smiles a face full of hot cue-ball shrapnel and the others some time to come up with a better plan of attack. [/QUOTE]
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