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<blockquote data-quote="Raidkillsbugsdead" data-source="post: 3790420" data-attributes="member: 54134"><p>Oh, yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about! Not just one lovely lass, but two, two fine young ladies of the halfling persuasion. The only thing that could've been better would've been three! </p><p></p><p>Y' see. It all started not too long after we scooted out of Angelspire on the road north to Gillette. Beautiful day...sun was shinin' and the birds were singin' if y' get my drift, you know, when all of a sudden we see a couple of carts sittin' on the side of the road up ahead. </p><p></p><p>I knew straight out once we got a bit closer that they were halfling carts. Not that it was too hard to tell...nobody except my kind or gnomes would've fit in carts of that size too comfortably over the long haul, and I know halfling gypsy carts when I see them. </p><p></p><p>First a thing about halfling gypsies. You see, like the bigger ones, these types go to all places in the land here in the East trying to make do with whatever talent they have...more often than not that talent is conning the locals out of their cash. </p><p></p><p>One more thing about halfling gypsies...they have the loveliest ladies in all the realms. I assure you that. </p><p></p><p>As I'd soon find to my great pleasure...this group was no different. </p><p></p><p>It was a small grouping, only seven of them. Two middle aged ladies, one a fortune teller and the other a performer and apparent leader of the group, two younger guys, brothers, performers, and sons to the head mistress, one older guy who looked (and smelled) to be the teamster of the bunch, and the two previously mentioned younger, very lovely ladies...one a daughter of the fortune teller and the other one also a child of the head mistress. </p><p></p><p>Let me tell you this, as soon as I laid my eyes on those two lovely lasses, I just knew one of them had to be mine...but which one? Oooooh, the suspense of it all...I can still feel it even telling you about it now.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Raidkillsbugsdead, post: 3790420, member: 54134"] Oh, yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about! Not just one lovely lass, but two, two fine young ladies of the halfling persuasion. The only thing that could've been better would've been three! Y' see. It all started not too long after we scooted out of Angelspire on the road north to Gillette. Beautiful day...sun was shinin' and the birds were singin' if y' get my drift, you know, when all of a sudden we see a couple of carts sittin' on the side of the road up ahead. I knew straight out once we got a bit closer that they were halfling carts. Not that it was too hard to tell...nobody except my kind or gnomes would've fit in carts of that size too comfortably over the long haul, and I know halfling gypsy carts when I see them. First a thing about halfling gypsies. You see, like the bigger ones, these types go to all places in the land here in the East trying to make do with whatever talent they have...more often than not that talent is conning the locals out of their cash. One more thing about halfling gypsies...they have the loveliest ladies in all the realms. I assure you that. As I'd soon find to my great pleasure...this group was no different. It was a small grouping, only seven of them. Two middle aged ladies, one a fortune teller and the other a performer and apparent leader of the group, two younger guys, brothers, performers, and sons to the head mistress, one older guy who looked (and smelled) to be the teamster of the bunch, and the two previously mentioned younger, very lovely ladies...one a daughter of the fortune teller and the other one also a child of the head mistress. Let me tell you this, as soon as I laid my eyes on those two lovely lasses, I just knew one of them had to be mine...but which one? Oooooh, the suspense of it all...I can still feel it even telling you about it now. [/QUOTE]
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