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<blockquote data-quote="Ajar" data-source="post: 6177073" data-attributes="member: 85901"><p>I've been working ludicrous hours since coming back, but we should be starting up again this week or next week. In the meantime, to complement the Rock Rackus video performance linked above, I thought I would post the lyrics of the closing song from his Jailbreak Tour set. As I mentioned, one of my players sent me a complete set of alternate lyrics around the "we had a threesome" theme, based on the verse that we came up with in a previous session. But after their talk with Rock, he had a change of heart, so he modified the song for the actual performance (which was recorded for posterity and is linked above, with yours truly as Rock Rackus). </p><p></p><p><strong><em>We Had A Threesome / Risuri Docker</em></strong> (to the tune of Working-Class Hero)</p><p><em>Gather ‘round dockers, come one and come all</em></p><p><em>I'll tell you a story with words truthful all</em></p><p><em>A stirring tale of a gent who is not small</em></p><p><em>We had a threesome: Kate, Courtney, and me</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Rock Rackus left Flint and left his barstool</em></p><p><em>He travelled about; made good use of his tool</em></p><p><em>He met half elven twins and they made him drool</em></p><p><em>We had a threesome: Kate, Courtney, and me</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>But Rock couldn’t leave Flint for long, as you know</em></p><p><em>No matter how comely the moon’s lovely glow</em></p><p><em>One man can on-ly take ten times in a row</em></p><p><em>We had a threesome: Kate, Courtney, and me</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Rock came back to Flint but he found it was changed</em></p><p><em>The skies and the stars and the hills re-arranged</em></p><p><em>His be-lov-ed dockers, he found them in chains</em></p><p><em>But a Risuri docker is something to be</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>‘Twas too near en-slavement, Rock could not a-bide</em></p><p><em>The state of the dockers, while rich men were snide</em></p><p><em>What else could he do then but swallow his pride</em></p><p><em>A Risuri docker is something to be</em></p><p><em>A Risuri HERO is something to be</em></p><p><em>If you want to be a hero, then just follow me…</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ajar, post: 6177073, member: 85901"] I've been working ludicrous hours since coming back, but we should be starting up again this week or next week. In the meantime, to complement the Rock Rackus video performance linked above, I thought I would post the lyrics of the closing song from his Jailbreak Tour set. As I mentioned, one of my players sent me a complete set of alternate lyrics around the "we had a threesome" theme, based on the verse that we came up with in a previous session. But after their talk with Rock, he had a change of heart, so he modified the song for the actual performance (which was recorded for posterity and is linked above, with yours truly as Rock Rackus). [B][I]We Had A Threesome / Risuri Docker[/I][/B] (to the tune of Working-Class Hero) [I]Gather ‘round dockers, come one and come all I'll tell you a story with words truthful all A stirring tale of a gent who is not small We had a threesome: Kate, Courtney, and me Rock Rackus left Flint and left his barstool He travelled about; made good use of his tool He met half elven twins and they made him drool We had a threesome: Kate, Courtney, and me But Rock couldn’t leave Flint for long, as you know No matter how comely the moon’s lovely glow One man can on-ly take ten times in a row We had a threesome: Kate, Courtney, and me Rock came back to Flint but he found it was changed The skies and the stars and the hills re-arranged His be-lov-ed dockers, he found them in chains But a Risuri docker is something to be ‘Twas too near en-slavement, Rock could not a-bide The state of the dockers, while rich men were snide What else could he do then but swallow his pride A Risuri docker is something to be A Risuri HERO is something to be If you want to be a hero, then just follow me…[/I] [/QUOTE]
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