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<blockquote data-quote="larryfinnjr" data-source="post: 5565186" data-attributes="member: 99210"><p><span style="color: magenta">Pacing across the stage to the Buttocks-chanting Thorgrim, Cinara attempts to diffuse the confusion and embarrassment brought on by Earwax and Wildaxe.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">"Yes, yes! Buttocks up! It's the Buttocks -up there-," she yells while pointing to the sky, "that will wonder in awe and shock at the things we Bottom Guilders will do in the days and weeks to come!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">"What's the difference between the Toppers an' us, anyway? Whatta they got that we ain't? Don't they eat, drink, and piss as we do?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">With her hand to her ear, hopefully this garners a "Yeah!" from the crowd.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">"Don't they take husbands and wives? Worry 'bout their children and clan? Wish for better days as we do?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">More crowd coaxing.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">"Don't a Topper fart, frolick, and f**k like we do?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">From the crowd comes a shout of "NO ONE farts like a Thundergut!" followed by guffaws and bellows.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">"Aye! They do! So HOW are we actually different? I'll tell you. But it's a closely guarded secret, so listen close," she says while lowering her voice.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">A hush falls over the crowd, dwarves straining not to miss Cinara's words.</span></p><p><span style="color: magenta">Quietly, Cinara continues, "When a Topper tells another about what happened here this day, it'll start with <in a hoity-toity voice> 'Once Upon a Time.'" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">Then, a little louder, "But when we Bottomers tell our children the same story, it'll start with <with shout> 'You ain't gonna believe this sh*t!'"</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">"My name is Cinara Wastewater, daughter of the Forgeborn, heir to WasteWaterWorks and the Septic & Sewer Pumpers' Alliance. You all know me as Phelan's daughter. No longer! My father's shadow, while large..." holding for laughs... "will be filled with the Moradin's forgelight and shine brightly for these glorious dwarves to follow into the Hold. Great will our clans' names be on the tounges of all dwarves as we plumb the Tannheim's secrets and bring our rightful glory back to the Bottom! It is no surprise to me that I have been chosen, as Moradin himself has blessed me with his holy power. This is my day, a Wastewater day. Our day, this band of brothers' day! Your day! the Bottom Dwellers' day!! The first day of the future and the last of the past! Drink with me now! Today! For tomorrow hath not the balls to interrupt our revelry!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: magenta">[OOC] I hope the presence of some colorful language doesn't offend anyone. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> [/OOC]</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #ff00ff">[OOC] Playing the only female, I'll take the pink-like color, should we want to color code per WD's comment (which I second). [/OOC]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="larryfinnjr, post: 5565186, member: 99210"] [COLOR=magenta]Pacing across the stage to the Buttocks-chanting Thorgrim, Cinara attempts to diffuse the confusion and embarrassment brought on by Earwax and Wildaxe.[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]"Yes, yes! Buttocks up! It's the Buttocks -up there-," she yells while pointing to the sky, "that will wonder in awe and shock at the things we Bottom Guilders will do in the days and weeks to come!"[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]"What's the difference between the Toppers an' us, anyway? Whatta they got that we ain't? Don't they eat, drink, and piss as we do?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]With her hand to her ear, hopefully this garners a "Yeah!" from the crowd.[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]"Don't they take husbands and wives? Worry 'bout their children and clan? Wish for better days as we do?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]More crowd coaxing.[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]"Don't a Topper fart, frolick, and f**k like we do?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]From the crowd comes a shout of "NO ONE farts like a Thundergut!" followed by guffaws and bellows.[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]"Aye! They do! So HOW are we actually different? I'll tell you. But it's a closely guarded secret, so listen close," she says while lowering her voice.[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]A hush falls over the crowd, dwarves straining not to miss Cinara's words.[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]Quietly, Cinara continues, "When a Topper tells another about what happened here this day, it'll start with <in a hoity-toity voice> 'Once Upon a Time.'" [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]Then, a little louder, "But when we Bottomers tell our children the same story, it'll start with <with shout> 'You ain't gonna believe this sh*t!'"[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta]"My name is Cinara Wastewater, daughter of the Forgeborn, heir to WasteWaterWorks and the Septic & Sewer Pumpers' Alliance. You all know me as Phelan's daughter. No longer! My father's shadow, while large..." holding for laughs... "will be filled with the Moradin's forgelight and shine brightly for these glorious dwarves to follow into the Hold. Great will our clans' names be on the tounges of all dwarves as we plumb the Tannheim's secrets and bring our rightful glory back to the Bottom! It is no surprise to me that I have been chosen, as Moradin himself has blessed me with his holy power. This is my day, a Wastewater day. Our day, this band of brothers' day! Your day! the Bottom Dwellers' day!! The first day of the future and the last of the past! Drink with me now! Today! For tomorrow hath not the balls to interrupt our revelry!"[/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta] [/COLOR] [COLOR=magenta][OOC] I hope the presence of some colorful language doesn't offend anyone. :) [/OOC][/COLOR] [COLOR=#ff00ff][/COLOR] [COLOR=#ff00ff][OOC] Playing the only female, I'll take the pink-like color, should we want to color code per WD's comment (which I second). [/OOC][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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