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<blockquote data-quote="Damionte" data-source="post: 7518817" data-attributes="member: 30235"><p><strong><u>Good Twin Bad Twin / Who's Up First</u></strong></p><p></p><p>Duncan is conferring with the others when the twins approach with a proposition. </p><p></p><p>Travis: "Boss, let us take a crack at this. These doppelgangers are a tricky lot." </p><p>Leonard: "Yes and they have trouble with possessive pronounces. We'll get them warmed up. "</p><p></p><p>Duncan: "You two have questions? Hmm I suppose it won't hurt to let you warm them up. Ask away." </p><p></p><p>The twins approach the bound and blindfolded prisoners. Sensing their approach one of them calls out.</p><p></p><p>Yu: "Who's there?"</p><p></p><p>Travis: "What's your name?" </p><p></p><p>Yu: "Yu!"</p><p></p><p>Travis: "No, not me, you!"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "Yes, I'm Yu."</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "Just answer the question!"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "But I have told you."</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "No you told him! Are you deaf?"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "No, Yu is blind!"</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "I'm not blind. You blind!"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "That is what I just said."</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "You said what?"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "I did not say what, I said Yu."</p><p></p><p>Travis: "That's what I'm asking you."</p><p></p><p>Yu: "And Yu was answering."</p><p></p><p>Travis: "Shut up!"</p><p></p><p>Leonard rips the blindfold off the other prisoner. "You!"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "Yes?"</p><p></p><p>Travis slaps Yu. "Not you him!"</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "What's your name?"</p><p></p><p>Mi: "Mi."</p><p></p><p>Travis: "Yes you!"</p><p></p><p>Mi: "I'm Mi."</p><p></p><p>Yu: "He's Mi, and I'm Yu."</p><p></p><p>Travis pounces on Yu, and Leonard has to pull him off. </p><p></p><p>Travis: "I'm going to rip you apart. I'm sick of playing these games. You Me, everybody in here is going to get these hands!"</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "Brother, brother calm down, calm down."</p><p></p><p>In a calmer voice he turns back to the prisoners. </p><p></p><p>Leonard: "Enough of that let's move on. We know you have operatives in the city guilds so tell me their names!"</p><p></p><p>Mi: "Who, what,... I don't know."</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "You're trying to tell me you don't know the operatives names?"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "Mi's telling you!"</p><p></p><p>Travis: "No one asked YOU!"</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "Tell me the name of the operative in the thieves guild."</p><p></p><p>Mi: "Who."</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "The guy at the thieves guild."</p><p></p><p>Mi: "Who."</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE OPERATIVE IN THE THIEVES GUILD?"</p><p></p><p>Mi: "Who's! In the thieves guild."</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "What are you asking me for?"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "Mi's not asking, Mi's telling!"</p><p></p><p>Travis: "No one asked YOU!"</p><p></p><p>Mi: "That's the operatives name!"</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "That's who's name?"</p><p></p><p>Mi: "Yes."</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "So tell me!"</p><p></p><p>Mi: "I am Mi!"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "And I'm yu!"</p><p></p><p>Travis slaps Yu again!</p><p></p><p>Leonard grabs Mi by the throat.</p><p></p><p>"I just want to know the name of the operative in the thieves guild."</p><p></p><p>Mi: "Who"</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "The operative!"</p><p></p><p>Mi: "Who."</p><p></p><p>Leonard: "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE OPERATIVE IN THE THIEVES GUILD?"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "What's the name of the operative in the Mage's guild."</p><p></p><p>Travis: "We didn't ask you who's in the Mage's Guild."</p><p></p><p>Mi ( Choking): "Who's in the Thieves Guild!"</p><p></p><p>Travis: "I don't know!"</p><p></p><p>Yu: "He's with the Iron Bears Guard"</p><p></p><p>Mi: "Da Bears!"</p><p></p><p>The twins lose their <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> and start assaulting the prisoners. Duncan has heard enough and goes in to pull the twins off of them. </p><p></p><p>Duncan: "Ok ... ok... that's enough we'll take it! .... WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE!"</p><p></p><p>[gm] +1,000 xp to Duncan, and +500 xp to Ebony, Lenny, and Trav, for making the DM laugh. [/gm]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Damionte, post: 7518817, member: 30235"] [B][U]Good Twin Bad Twin / Who's Up First[/U][/B] Duncan is conferring with the others when the twins approach with a proposition. Travis: "Boss, let us take a crack at this. These doppelgangers are a tricky lot." Leonard: "Yes and they have trouble with possessive pronounces. We'll get them warmed up. " Duncan: "You two have questions? Hmm I suppose it won't hurt to let you warm them up. Ask away." The twins approach the bound and blindfolded prisoners. Sensing their approach one of them calls out. Yu: "Who's there?" Travis: "What's your name?" Yu: "Yu!" Travis: "No, not me, you!" Yu: "Yes, I'm Yu." Leonard: "Just answer the question!" Yu: "But I have told you." Leonard: "No you told him! Are you deaf?" Yu: "No, Yu is blind!" Leonard: "I'm not blind. You blind!" Yu: "That is what I just said." Leonard: "You said what?" Yu: "I did not say what, I said Yu." Travis: "That's what I'm asking you." Yu: "And Yu was answering." Travis: "Shut up!" Leonard rips the blindfold off the other prisoner. "You!" Yu: "Yes?" Travis slaps Yu. "Not you him!" Leonard: "What's your name?" Mi: "Mi." Travis: "Yes you!" Mi: "I'm Mi." Yu: "He's Mi, and I'm Yu." Travis pounces on Yu, and Leonard has to pull him off. Travis: "I'm going to rip you apart. I'm sick of playing these games. You Me, everybody in here is going to get these hands!" Leonard: "Brother, brother calm down, calm down." In a calmer voice he turns back to the prisoners. Leonard: "Enough of that let's move on. We know you have operatives in the city guilds so tell me their names!" Mi: "Who, what,... I don't know." Leonard: "You're trying to tell me you don't know the operatives names?" Yu: "Mi's telling you!" Travis: "No one asked YOU!" Leonard: "Tell me the name of the operative in the thieves guild." Mi: "Who." Leonard: "The guy at the thieves guild." Mi: "Who." Leonard: "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE OPERATIVE IN THE THIEVES GUILD?" Mi: "Who's! In the thieves guild." Leonard: "What are you asking me for?" Yu: "Mi's not asking, Mi's telling!" Travis: "No one asked YOU!" Mi: "That's the operatives name!" Leonard: "That's who's name?" Mi: "Yes." Leonard: "So tell me!" Mi: "I am Mi!" Yu: "And I'm yu!" Travis slaps Yu again! Leonard grabs Mi by the throat. "I just want to know the name of the operative in the thieves guild." Mi: "Who" Leonard: "The operative!" Mi: "Who." Leonard: "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE OPERATIVE IN THE THIEVES GUILD?" Yu: "What's the name of the operative in the Mage's guild." Travis: "We didn't ask you who's in the Mage's Guild." Mi ( Choking): "Who's in the Thieves Guild!" Travis: "I don't know!" Yu: "He's with the Iron Bears Guard" Mi: "Da Bears!" The twins lose their :):):):) and start assaulting the prisoners. Duncan has heard enough and goes in to pull the twins off of them. Duncan: "Ok ... ok... that's enough we'll take it! .... WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE!" [gm] +1,000 xp to Duncan, and +500 xp to Ebony, Lenny, and Trav, for making the DM laugh. [/gm] [/QUOTE]
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