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<blockquote data-quote="Nifft" data-source="post: 3138848" data-attributes="member: 6562"><p><em>"Welcome to the Dugeon!</em></p><p><em>We've got orcs 'n' traps.</em></p><p><em>We've got everything you want,</em></p><p><em>Honey you make the map.</em></p><p><em>We are the humanoids that've found,</em></p><p><em>Whatever you may need,</em></p><p><em>If you got the hit points honey,</em></p><p><em>We got your disease.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>(Chorus)</em></p><p><em>In the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Welcome to the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Watch it drop you and shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n cleave, cleave,</em></p><p><em>I wanna watch you bleed!</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Welcome to the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>We take it underground,</em></p><p><em>If you want it you're gonna bleed,</em></p><p><em>When I get my round,</em></p><p><em>And you're a high-charisma paladin,</em></p><p><em>It's hard to make you flee,</em></p><p><em>You can smite my dumb wights,</em></p><p><em>But you'll miss my phylactery,</em></p><p><em>In the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Welcome to the dungeon</em></p><p><em>Feed my, my, my serpentine</em></p><p><em>I, I wanna hear you scream!</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Welcome to the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>It gets worse here every night.</em></p><p><em>Ya learn ta live like an animal,</em></p><p><em>In the dungeon where we fight.</em></p><p><em>If you got a hunger for more GP,</em></p><p><em>You'll level eventually.</em></p><p><em>You can have all the loot you want,</em></p><p><em>But you better not take it from me.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>(Chorus)</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>And when you're buffed you never,</em></p><p><em>Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>You know where you are?</em></p><p><em>You're in the dungeon baby!</em></p><p><em>You're gonna die!</em></p><p><em>In the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Welcome to the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Watch it drop you and shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n cleave, cleave,</em></p><p><em>In the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Welcome to the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Feed my, my, my serpentine!</em></p><p><em>In the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Welcome to the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Watch it drop you and your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, cleave, great cleave!</em></p><p><em>In the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Welcome to the dungeon,</em></p><p><em>Watch it bring you to your,</em></p><p><em>It's gonna bring you down!</em></p><p><em>Ha!"</em></p><p><em></em></p><p></p><p> -- N</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nifft, post: 3138848, member: 6562"] [i]"Welcome to the Dugeon! We've got orcs 'n' traps. We've got everything you want, Honey you make the map. We are the humanoids that've found, Whatever you may need, If you got the hit points honey, We got your disease. (Chorus) In the dungeon, Welcome to the dungeon, Watch it drop you and shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n cleave, cleave, I wanna watch you bleed! Welcome to the dungeon, We take it underground, If you want it you're gonna bleed, When I get my round, And you're a high-charisma paladin, It's hard to make you flee, You can smite my dumb wights, But you'll miss my phylactery, In the dungeon, Welcome to the dungeon Feed my, my, my serpentine I, I wanna hear you scream! Welcome to the dungeon, It gets worse here every night. Ya learn ta live like an animal, In the dungeon where we fight. If you got a hunger for more GP, You'll level eventually. You can have all the loot you want, But you better not take it from me. (Chorus) And when you're buffed you never, Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH! You know where you are? You're in the dungeon baby! You're gonna die! In the dungeon, Welcome to the dungeon, Watch it drop you and shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n cleave, cleave, In the dungeon, Welcome to the dungeon, Feed my, my, my serpentine! In the dungeon, Welcome to the dungeon, Watch it drop you and your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, cleave, great cleave! In the dungeon, Welcome to the dungeon, Watch it bring you to your, It's gonna bring you down! Ha!" [/i] -- N [/QUOTE]
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