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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7304041" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p>"Not so fast," countered the elf maiden. "I have a cunning plan ..."</p><p></p><p>"The last time you had a cunning plan, it involved travelling to a tavern to find three adventurers who were just minding their own damned business, claiming yourself their leader, and forging on a path of their misery." Started Od.</p><p></p><p>"Uhm. Why are you speaking about yourself in the third person"</p><p></p><p>"Please don't interrupt. You then guide them to fight boulders.....Boulders no less, where your plan is to get a Dwarf drunk. DRUNK! A Dwarf. Don't you know anything about anything? We just fed him his breakfast. Then you get us to come here with said Dwarf.</p><p></p><p>"He had a name."</p><p></p><p>"I'm quite aware he had a flaming name Sergeant Herewulf. Not helping!... Then you pretty much single-handedly killed him by sending him flying into a gelatinous cube. What I'm getting at is....Well what I'm trying to allude to is. You-don't-know-what-you-are-doing. You never have. You're no adventurer. You're incompetent. Why oh why should we listen to you about your flipping rubbish cunning plan. Tell me eh. Why?"</p><p></p><p></p><p>"There's treasure."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 9px">".........................................Let us hear about your cunning plan"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7304041, member: 6801229"] "Not so fast," countered the elf maiden. "I have a cunning plan ..." "The last time you had a cunning plan, it involved travelling to a tavern to find three adventurers who were just minding their own damned business, claiming yourself their leader, and forging on a path of their misery." Started Od. "Uhm. Why are you speaking about yourself in the third person" "Please don't interrupt. You then guide them to fight boulders.....Boulders no less, where your plan is to get a Dwarf drunk. DRUNK! A Dwarf. Don't you know anything about anything? We just fed him his breakfast. Then you get us to come here with said Dwarf. "He had a name." "I'm quite aware he had a flaming name Sergeant Herewulf. Not helping!... Then you pretty much single-handedly killed him by sending him flying into a gelatinous cube. What I'm getting at is....Well what I'm trying to allude to is. You-don't-know-what-you-are-doing. You never have. You're no adventurer. You're incompetent. Why oh why should we listen to you about your flipping rubbish cunning plan. Tell me eh. Why?" "There's treasure." [SIZE=1]".........................................Let us hear about your cunning plan"[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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