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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7308262" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p>It started to rain. And of course it rained cats and dogs.</p><p></p><p>Avoiding the baby Hellcats and Hellhounds that began dropping from the dark red sky, the triumvirate moved hastily but warily.</p><p></p><p>"This is how they are born. When it rains. Thats canon."</p><p></p><p>"What's canon?"</p><p></p><p>"I just said. How cats and dogs in Hell are born. <em>That's</em> canon."</p><p></p><p>"No I mean what <em>is</em> cannon."</p><p></p><p>"Oh you don't know the word. It is...hang on. I will Dragopedia it. <strong>canon is the material accepted as officially part of the story in the fictional universe of that story. </strong> There." </p><p></p><p>"Does that mean we are fictional?"</p><p></p><p>"Did someone request my presence?" Called a mysteriously creepy boatman in a dour and slow voice.</p><p></p><p>"No Canon, not Charyon."</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 18px">BOOM!</span></span> Before them a figure of a woman wielding a long boomstick which was pointed their way. Nord, jealous of the thundergun felt his toes hurt a little as if someone was stepping on them.</p><p></p><p>"Did someone call for a cannon."</p><p></p><p>"Oh my gods no! I said C.."</p><p></p><p>"Shut it. You really think I give an imps nutsack what you said?"</p><p></p><p>They were standing in the carpark of the sports-store, the sign proclaiming <em>The Goal Gaol</em>. The woman in front pointing the boomstick at them wore a high-collared long-coat and a wide brimmed hat. </p><p></p><p>"Uhm. We've come for some balls."</p><p></p><p>"Are you giving me grief." She lurched her weapon forward menacingly.</p><p></p><p>"No, no. we need three footballs. you see we have this problem,.."</p><p></p><p>"Snappy, no doubt. Well tell that pampered dinosaur that I'll take another of his teeth the next time I see him." She played with the tooth on her necklace. "Come on it then. I guess I'll open up for ya." There was a No Dogs sign outside the shop but inside there were hellcats galore. "Right." she said moving towards an old Cronenbergian cash till. "Three footballs. That will be 21,000 EP."</p><p></p><p>"Uhm.........</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7308262, member: 6801229"] It started to rain. And of course it rained cats and dogs. Avoiding the baby Hellcats and Hellhounds that began dropping from the dark red sky, the triumvirate moved hastily but warily. "This is how they are born. When it rains. Thats canon." "What's canon?" "I just said. How cats and dogs in Hell are born. [I]That's[/I] canon." "No I mean what [I]is[/I] cannon." "Oh you don't know the word. It is...hang on. I will Dragopedia it. [B]canon is the material accepted as officially part of the story in the fictional universe of that story. [/B] There." "Does that mean we are fictional?" "Did someone request my presence?" Called a mysteriously creepy boatman in a dour and slow voice. "No Canon, not Charyon." [FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=5]BOOM![/SIZE][/FONT] Before them a figure of a woman wielding a long boomstick which was pointed their way. Nord, jealous of the thundergun felt his toes hurt a little as if someone was stepping on them. "Did someone call for a cannon." "Oh my gods no! I said C.." "Shut it. You really think I give an imps nutsack what you said?" They were standing in the carpark of the sports-store, the sign proclaiming [I]The Goal Gaol[/I]. The woman in front pointing the boomstick at them wore a high-collared long-coat and a wide brimmed hat. "Uhm. We've come for some balls." "Are you giving me grief." She lurched her weapon forward menacingly. "No, no. we need three footballs. you see we have this problem,.." "Snappy, no doubt. Well tell that pampered dinosaur that I'll take another of his teeth the next time I see him." She played with the tooth on her necklace. "Come on it then. I guess I'll open up for ya." There was a No Dogs sign outside the shop but inside there were hellcats galore. "Right." she said moving towards an old Cronenbergian cash till. "Three footballs. That will be 21,000 EP." "Uhm......... [/QUOTE]
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