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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7378967" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p>the pair almost blindly bumbled into… a band of goblins. Well, I say band, but that suggests that they were musicians and these goblins were about as musical as a box of ferrets on a Thursday night in winter, which is to say not very musical at all. However, they were happily playing improvised comb-and-paper instruments with great glee and that explained the high-pitched noises at least.</p><p></p><p>The leader of the goblins strode forward, looking confident in rather fetching leather armour and smoking a vile-smelling cheroot. "Oo 'ave we 'ere?," the goblin leader asked in a strange accent. "Ziz iz no place for ze unwary!"</p><p></p><p>Nam-Draz’il drew himself up to his full height, causing ClaW! to wobble precariously, and replied in what he hoped was a haughty tone "I am the court <s>lizard</s> <em>wizard</em> and I am in no mood to be <s>pudding</s> <em>trifled</em> with. We are on a mission to <s>advert</s> <em>avert</em> culinary disaster. There is no apple sauce."</p><p></p><p>The goblins's eyes drew back in astonishment. "No <em>apple sauce</em>? Quelle horreur! Ziz is serious! Moni ami, you 'av come to ze right place. We shall 'elp you. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Gucci and zees are my gobinz."</p><p></p><p>"Thank you, I am Nam-Draz’il and this is my associate, Claw!."</p><p></p><p>"Ze famous Claude de Beau Meringue? Zis is indeed an honeur," replied Gucci as the other goblins fell respectfully silent and put away their combs. "Zis is an encounter we 'ad 'ardly 'oped for. You are wandering monsters #98, no? <em>A dragonborn mage with a crustacean familiar</em>? Alors, ze DM is playing a great game today."</p><p></p><p>Nam-Draz’il and Claw! followed Gucci back to a dappled glade where the goblinz had made camp earlier in the day and after a hearty meal of rabbit <em>en croute</em> with a rather fine claret sauce, they talked far into the night, making plans for a great adventure.</p><p></p><p>Alas, the best-laid schemes gang aft agley and in the morning, as the sun rose quietly and fairies danced in the cool air between the trees, the peace was rudely shattered as with a thundrous roar, into the clearing charged a ...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7378967, member: 6777052"] the pair almost blindly bumbled into… a band of goblins. Well, I say band, but that suggests that they were musicians and these goblins were about as musical as a box of ferrets on a Thursday night in winter, which is to say not very musical at all. However, they were happily playing improvised comb-and-paper instruments with great glee and that explained the high-pitched noises at least. The leader of the goblins strode forward, looking confident in rather fetching leather armour and smoking a vile-smelling cheroot. "Oo 'ave we 'ere?," the goblin leader asked in a strange accent. "Ziz iz no place for ze unwary!" Nam-Draz’il drew himself up to his full height, causing ClaW! to wobble precariously, and replied in what he hoped was a haughty tone "I am the court [s]lizard[/s] [I]wizard[/I] and I am in no mood to be [s]pudding[/s] [I]trifled[/I] with. We are on a mission to [s]advert[/s] [I]avert[/I] culinary disaster. There is no apple sauce." The goblins's eyes drew back in astonishment. "No [I]apple sauce[/I]? Quelle horreur! Ziz is serious! Moni ami, you 'av come to ze right place. We shall 'elp you. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Gucci and zees are my gobinz." "Thank you, I am Nam-Draz’il and this is my associate, Claw!." "Ze famous Claude de Beau Meringue? Zis is indeed an honeur," replied Gucci as the other goblins fell respectfully silent and put away their combs. "Zis is an encounter we 'ad 'ardly 'oped for. You are wandering monsters #98, no? [I]A dragonborn mage with a crustacean familiar[/I]? Alors, ze DM is playing a great game today." Nam-Draz’il and Claw! followed Gucci back to a dappled glade where the goblinz had made camp earlier in the day and after a hearty meal of rabbit [I]en croute[/I] with a rather fine claret sauce, they talked far into the night, making plans for a great adventure. Alas, the best-laid schemes gang aft agley and in the morning, as the sun rose quietly and fairies danced in the cool air between the trees, the peace was rudely shattered as with a thundrous roar, into the clearing charged a ... [/QUOTE]
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