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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7379296" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p>The peace was rudely shattered as with a thunderous roar, into the clearing charged a …tiny Terrasque.</p><p></p><p>“Tara. What did your……um….…<em>Stealth?</em>... mission come up with?" Nam-Draz’il asked.</p><p></p><p>“Not sure boss. Every time I got somewhere, everyone had run off. Who were you talking to just then? They sounded really weird.”</p><p></p><p>The Lizardman looked back and all of the Goblins had disappeared. </p><p></p><p>“It’s OK.” He began shouting, but then stopped himself, got into role, and continued with... “………Eet Iz ull Raaaaght. Eet iz unlee mah familiar. Taarrra.” The Lizardman tried to roll his R’s but was unsuccessful. It came out as more of a hiss really, his forked tongue swaying saliva everywhere. He quickly wiped his mouth, embarrassed. </p><p></p><p>The Goblin quadruplets, Toobids, Forbids, Sickkids, and Dont-holler, <span style="color: #FF8C00">(I don’t know why. I didn’t name them!)</span> all former owner-operators apparently, of an auction house <span style="color: #FF8C00">(called The Redthistle)</span>, all popped their heads out from behind the trees. Gucci dropped down from a branch. “Urm. Ah think you maat av more use for zis than moi. It eez a bag of oal-ding. For your very noyzee pet danosoar.”</p><p></p><p>The Crab piped up. “Uhm thanks. By the way, I know you are adventurers of previous experience but what can you do? What classes are you all? I know there were originally 12 plus you Gucci, You were of course <em>Gucci and Ze Goblinz</em>, but how many of you are there now?</p><p></p><p>Gucci seemed to take a moment to ponder all those questions at once. This was difficult for a Goblin to do, but he sifted through the murky headaches that would surely make him sleepy.</p><p></p><p>1) Ooh are oui?</p><p>2) Wat do oui do?</p><p>?) Ow many of us eez there?</p><p></p><p>"Zese are fair <em>Gazer Your Party</em> questions." Ee should let zem know. But should ee tell the ole truth?</p><p></p><p>“Well eet eez lak zis….</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7379296, member: 6801229"] The peace was rudely shattered as with a thunderous roar, into the clearing charged a …tiny Terrasque. “Tara. What did your……um….…[I]Stealth?[/I]... mission come up with?" Nam-Draz’il asked. “Not sure boss. Every time I got somewhere, everyone had run off. Who were you talking to just then? They sounded really weird.” The Lizardman looked back and all of the Goblins had disappeared. “It’s OK.” He began shouting, but then stopped himself, got into role, and continued with... “………Eet Iz ull Raaaaght. Eet iz unlee mah familiar. Taarrra.” The Lizardman tried to roll his R’s but was unsuccessful. It came out as more of a hiss really, his forked tongue swaying saliva everywhere. He quickly wiped his mouth, embarrassed. The Goblin quadruplets, Toobids, Forbids, Sickkids, and Dont-holler, [COLOR="#FF8C00"](I don’t know why. I didn’t name them!)[/COLOR] all former owner-operators apparently, of an auction house [COLOR="#FF8C00"](called The Redthistle)[/COLOR], all popped their heads out from behind the trees. Gucci dropped down from a branch. “Urm. Ah think you maat av more use for zis than moi. It eez a bag of oal-ding. For your very noyzee pet danosoar.” The Crab piped up. “Uhm thanks. By the way, I know you are adventurers of previous experience but what can you do? What classes are you all? I know there were originally 12 plus you Gucci, You were of course [I]Gucci and Ze Goblinz[/I], but how many of you are there now? Gucci seemed to take a moment to ponder all those questions at once. This was difficult for a Goblin to do, but he sifted through the murky headaches that would surely make him sleepy. 1) Ooh are oui? 2) Wat do oui do? ?) Ow many of us eez there? "Zese are fair [I]Gazer Your Party[/I] questions." Ee should let zem know. But should ee tell the ole truth? “Well eet eez lak zis…. [/QUOTE]
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