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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7389121" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #DAA520">Then the crowd of townsfolk arrived, just in time to witness the curious sight. Their leader, a man called Tim, spoke up ...</span></p><p></p><p>Tim Bucktooth, from a long, historical line of Bucktooth’s, possessed what can only be described as a dental anomaly. Both of his sets of teeth pointed outwards and not up or down. Not only did this unfortunate hereditary glitch give him the facial appearance of a flabby camel, it also came with the added embarrassment of not being able to pronounce his th’s, so the word: <em>This</em>, would come out as: <em>‘iss,</em> or <em>Thank Thor</em> would of course be <em>‘ank ‘or.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p>“Who are you?” Asked ClaW! He was quick. It was important to get in there first. It was a power thing apparently, followed up with a special handshake that he would seriously have to work on. </p><p></p><p>“Timbuctoo.” </p><p></p><p>“Timb….really is that a place?” ClaW was taken aback.</p><p></p><p>“Well of course it is. I suppose you don’t think Doolally-tap is a place either?” Retorted New Dawn. She was itching for a fight and hadn’t eaten in a while. </p><p></p><p>“Now you come to mention it…”</p><p></p><p>Tim was politely waiting for the tête-à-tête to cease, but realised that he might be there for quite some time. He decide to interrupt. </p><p></p><p>“Excuse me, fair wea’er travellers, ‘ere is a problem wi’in Littleborough. We are in need of your ‘ouroughly awesome talents. ‘roughout every night but also ‘rough any misty day ‘ere is a ‘reat.”</p><p></p><p>“A ‘reat Monsieur?” Chipped in Gucci.</p><p></p><p>“'at is what I said, a ‘reat.”</p><p></p><p>ClaW! Looked down at the Lizardman rolling around on the floor and decided he could not pass themselves off as a highly professional and seasoned squad of adventurers. The least he could get was some service. “Well we are temporarily a party member down. Tell you what. Give us food, ale and lodgings in the best tavern you have and we will deal with this ‘rea…threat for you. What exactly is the problem?”</p><p></p><p>“A dark and swirling cloud.”</p><p></p><p>“Yeah?”</p><p></p><p>“Yeah.”</p><p></p><p>“Well, um. OK. Doesn’t sound too bad.”</p><p></p><p>“I will show you 'e 'ree corpses from last eve. 'ey should be ‘awing out by now.”</p><p></p><p>“’Awing out? Of course. Very well lead on.”</p><p></p><p>As the party ventured forth into the market town of Littleborough, The afternoon was rapidly turning into evening, a slight mist had settled upon the outer fields, a delirious Nam-Draz’il was being carried towards some comfy lodgings and the Scarecrow’s straw tummy was rumbling….</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7389121, member: 6801229"] [COLOR=#DAA520]Then the crowd of townsfolk arrived, just in time to witness the curious sight. Their leader, a man called Tim, spoke up ...[/COLOR] Tim Bucktooth, from a long, historical line of Bucktooth’s, possessed what can only be described as a dental anomaly. Both of his sets of teeth pointed outwards and not up or down. Not only did this unfortunate hereditary glitch give him the facial appearance of a flabby camel, it also came with the added embarrassment of not being able to pronounce his th’s, so the word: [I]This[/I], would come out as: [I]‘iss,[/I] or [I]Thank Thor[/I] would of course be [I]‘ank ‘or. [/I] “Who are you?” Asked ClaW! He was quick. It was important to get in there first. It was a power thing apparently, followed up with a special handshake that he would seriously have to work on. “Timbuctoo.” “Timb….really is that a place?” ClaW was taken aback. “Well of course it is. I suppose you don’t think Doolally-tap is a place either?” Retorted New Dawn. She was itching for a fight and hadn’t eaten in a while. “Now you come to mention it…” Tim was politely waiting for the tête-à-tête to cease, but realised that he might be there for quite some time. He decide to interrupt. “Excuse me, fair wea’er travellers, ‘ere is a problem wi’in Littleborough. We are in need of your ‘ouroughly awesome talents. ‘roughout every night but also ‘rough any misty day ‘ere is a ‘reat.” “A ‘reat Monsieur?” Chipped in Gucci. “'at is what I said, a ‘reat.” ClaW! Looked down at the Lizardman rolling around on the floor and decided he could not pass themselves off as a highly professional and seasoned squad of adventurers. The least he could get was some service. “Well we are temporarily a party member down. Tell you what. Give us food, ale and lodgings in the best tavern you have and we will deal with this ‘rea…threat for you. What exactly is the problem?” “A dark and swirling cloud.” “Yeah?” “Yeah.” “Well, um. OK. Doesn’t sound too bad.” “I will show you 'e 'ree corpses from last eve. 'ey should be ‘awing out by now.” “’Awing out? Of course. Very well lead on.” As the party ventured forth into the market town of Littleborough, The afternoon was rapidly turning into evening, a slight mist had settled upon the outer fields, a delirious Nam-Draz’il was being carried towards some comfy lodgings and the Scarecrow’s straw tummy was rumbling…. [/QUOTE]
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