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<blockquote data-quote="Americano" data-source="post: 1647660" data-attributes="member: 17535"><p><strong>Concluding 'The Forge of Fury'</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Meepo's Journal, part 6</strong></p><p>We gos to big big cave. Sneaky Lady opens door with key. Down more stairs. Big room. Voice say turn back no Warn again. Friends talks dwarfs. Dwarfs no like talks attaks. Kills for dwarfs one runs. Follows dwarf that runs. Finds tough dwarf woman. She fight then say stop no kills me helps you. Says magics Weapons below in cavern. Friends talks about what to do with dwarf. Says dwarf cans go. </p><p></p><p>Meepo sad. Meepo never tastes dwarfs. Gos to room with water in circle. Black floating thing talks and talks and talks. Meepo and Man-elf no listen but other friends stops and stares at floating thing. Meepo shoot floating thing but arrow go right threw it. Meepo no know why. Only Man-elf is attaksing it so Meepo draws shiny knife and runs up and swings. Floating thing touches Meepo. Meepo feel very confused. Finally Sneaky Lady and Magic Elf and Meepo kills floating thing. Meepo still feel confused. </p><p></p><p>Gos back to ogre room and rests two sleeps. Meepo less confused after sleeps. Gos back down finds dwarf tied up in room. Friends unties him and talks. Dwarf go with help fights. Climbs down ladder to cave with water. Cross bridge to ledge. Big big dragon! Runs! Runs! Dragon no make nice to Meepo! Friends no runs. Meepo ascard but Meepo no runs. Magic Elf be mad cause Meepo piss self but Meepo no runs. Meepo no want die so Meepo hide behind rock. </p><p></p><p>Dragon say you will no have them. Dragon spits at dwarf and Magic Elf. Dwarf and Big Orc and Sneaky Lady hits many. Dragon dies. Meepo friends strong. Meepo happy friends no Want hurt Meepo. Swims to rock in Water With golds. Finds glow ax and big club. Pretty Elf Lady takes club. Meepo see dwarf looking at Meepo neck and hold axe. Meepo think dwarf chop Meepo head off. Meepo ascared of dWarf. Finds dragon eggs. Magic Elf and orc smash eggs. Meepo sad. Meepo miss Calcryx. Meepo Wants train new dragon. New dragon make nice to Meepo. </p><p></p><p>Waits two sleeps in cave and gos up. Finds Lady with black hair in room. Lady with black hair say wizard catch and keep her there. Friends talks to Lady with black hair. Pretty Elf Lady search lady with black hair. Lady with black hair grab Pretty Elf Lady and kiss then say no everything be what it seem and disappear. Meepo no know how. </p><p></p><p>Finds room with big carpet. Dwarf pulls on carpet and carpet wrap him. Meepo no know how carpet be alive. Big Orc slice carpet with axe. Finds big room with smashed seats. Fights ugly dead orc and big skeltons. Ugly dead orc hurts Magic Elf. Meepo hate ugly dead orc. </p><p></p><p>Gos to room with dwarfs and big machins. Dwarfs hit glowing sticks with hammers. Makes loud noise. Friends shoots at dwarfs with bows. Two more dwarfs comes. One is dwarf woman friends lets go. Fights magic dwarf and dwarf woman. Dwarf kills magic dwarf. Dwarf woman kills too. </p><p></p><p>Magic Elf say we be finished with <s>advnet</s> <s>avendtu</s> dungeon. Now we go to city. Meepo ascared What people in city do to little Meepo. But Meepo also want to learn more. Meepo want find someone to teach Meepo play mandollin. Meepo learns how and Write great kobold epic musics. Must ride in hot nasty sun tho. Meepo go threw many struggles. Meepo glad haves nice friends. Meepo write more when happens.</p><p></p><p>-- </p><p></p><p><em>What will happen to Meepo next? Will the residents of the city our heroes are heading to accept a kobold in their midst? Will he get his wish and learn how to play mandolin the group found? And will he ever learn how to spell 'adventure'?</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Americano, post: 1647660, member: 17535"] [b]Concluding 'The Forge of Fury'[/b] [B]Meepo's Journal, part 6[/B] We gos to big big cave. Sneaky Lady opens door with key. Down more stairs. Big room. Voice say turn back no Warn again. Friends talks dwarfs. Dwarfs no like talks attaks. Kills for dwarfs one runs. Follows dwarf that runs. Finds tough dwarf woman. She fight then say stop no kills me helps you. Says magics Weapons below in cavern. Friends talks about what to do with dwarf. Says dwarf cans go. Meepo sad. Meepo never tastes dwarfs. Gos to room with water in circle. Black floating thing talks and talks and talks. Meepo and Man-elf no listen but other friends stops and stares at floating thing. Meepo shoot floating thing but arrow go right threw it. Meepo no know why. Only Man-elf is attaksing it so Meepo draws shiny knife and runs up and swings. Floating thing touches Meepo. Meepo feel very confused. Finally Sneaky Lady and Magic Elf and Meepo kills floating thing. Meepo still feel confused. Gos back to ogre room and rests two sleeps. Meepo less confused after sleeps. Gos back down finds dwarf tied up in room. Friends unties him and talks. Dwarf go with help fights. Climbs down ladder to cave with water. Cross bridge to ledge. Big big dragon! Runs! Runs! Dragon no make nice to Meepo! Friends no runs. Meepo ascard but Meepo no runs. Magic Elf be mad cause Meepo piss self but Meepo no runs. Meepo no want die so Meepo hide behind rock. Dragon say you will no have them. Dragon spits at dwarf and Magic Elf. Dwarf and Big Orc and Sneaky Lady hits many. Dragon dies. Meepo friends strong. Meepo happy friends no Want hurt Meepo. Swims to rock in Water With golds. Finds glow ax and big club. Pretty Elf Lady takes club. Meepo see dwarf looking at Meepo neck and hold axe. Meepo think dwarf chop Meepo head off. Meepo ascared of dWarf. Finds dragon eggs. Magic Elf and orc smash eggs. Meepo sad. Meepo miss Calcryx. Meepo Wants train new dragon. New dragon make nice to Meepo. Waits two sleeps in cave and gos up. Finds Lady with black hair in room. Lady with black hair say wizard catch and keep her there. Friends talks to Lady with black hair. Pretty Elf Lady search lady with black hair. Lady with black hair grab Pretty Elf Lady and kiss then say no everything be what it seem and disappear. Meepo no know how. Finds room with big carpet. Dwarf pulls on carpet and carpet wrap him. Meepo no know how carpet be alive. Big Orc slice carpet with axe. Finds big room with smashed seats. Fights ugly dead orc and big skeltons. Ugly dead orc hurts Magic Elf. Meepo hate ugly dead orc. Gos to room with dwarfs and big machins. Dwarfs hit glowing sticks with hammers. Makes loud noise. Friends shoots at dwarfs with bows. Two more dwarfs comes. One is dwarf woman friends lets go. Fights magic dwarf and dwarf woman. Dwarf kills magic dwarf. Dwarf woman kills too. Magic Elf say we be finished with [S]advnet[/S] [S]avendtu[/S] dungeon. Now we go to city. Meepo ascared What people in city do to little Meepo. But Meepo also want to learn more. Meepo want find someone to teach Meepo play mandollin. Meepo learns how and Write great kobold epic musics. Must ride in hot nasty sun tho. Meepo go threw many struggles. Meepo glad haves nice friends. Meepo write more when happens. -- [I]What will happen to Meepo next? Will the residents of the city our heroes are heading to accept a kobold in their midst? Will he get his wish and learn how to play mandolin the group found? And will he ever learn how to spell 'adventure'?[/I] [/QUOTE]
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