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<blockquote data-quote="stonegod" data-source="post: 3147440" data-attributes="member: 36973"><p>Tondrek tries to learn as much he can, and almost misses the new weapons. However, the moment they arrive, the half-orc's attention shifts again. He waves gleefully at the elf, shouting, <span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Okay, bye-bye!"</span> and then tries to get as close to the display as possible, blythfully shoving his way through the throng.</p><p></p><p></p><p>At first glance of the weapon, Tondrek beams at the nifty invention. But, then a horror that he has not ever experienced comes over him, and tears start to flow on his scrunched face. Wiping his nose with his sleeve, he cries, <span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Why? Why hurt the forgy 'forges? They nice and do nothing to you, Mean Kill-Forgy-Forge Man!"</span></p><p></p><p></p><p>Tondrek, inconsolable after the reveal of the Mean-Hate-Forgey-Sword, was oblivious to the adamantine-cutting sword, something would normally enjoy. But he did notice when someone was threatening Big Sword Man, and came to his sense quickly. His mouth flew open and a bit of left-over mucus ran down his face as he stared flabbergasted at the odd sight before him. But suddenly, he hated Elf Fire Sword Man, hated him as if he was the maker of the Mean-Hate-Forgy-Sword. Hated him like he had not hated before (except for Gertrude the Mean who had pantsed him back in the orphanage before the entire class). A scowl crawled over the half-orcs face and he brooded on how to make Elf Fire Sword Man pay for his imaginary crimes. He almost shouted <span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Kill 'em!"</span> but kept that to himself.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="stonegod, post: 3147440, member: 36973"] Tondrek tries to learn as much he can, and almost misses the new weapons. However, the moment they arrive, the half-orc's attention shifts again. He waves gleefully at the elf, shouting, [COLOR=RoyalBlue]"Okay, bye-bye!"[/COLOR] and then tries to get as close to the display as possible, blythfully shoving his way through the throng. At first glance of the weapon, Tondrek beams at the nifty invention. But, then a horror that he has not ever experienced comes over him, and tears start to flow on his scrunched face. Wiping his nose with his sleeve, he cries, [COLOR=RoyalBlue]"Why? Why hurt the forgy 'forges? They nice and do nothing to you, Mean Kill-Forgy-Forge Man!"[/COLOR] Tondrek, inconsolable after the reveal of the Mean-Hate-Forgey-Sword, was oblivious to the adamantine-cutting sword, something would normally enjoy. But he did notice when someone was threatening Big Sword Man, and came to his sense quickly. His mouth flew open and a bit of left-over mucus ran down his face as he stared flabbergasted at the odd sight before him. But suddenly, he hated Elf Fire Sword Man, hated him as if he was the maker of the Mean-Hate-Forgy-Sword. Hated him like he had not hated before (except for Gertrude the Mean who had pantsed him back in the orphanage before the entire class). A scowl crawled over the half-orcs face and he brooded on how to make Elf Fire Sword Man pay for his imaginary crimes. He almost shouted [COLOR=RoyalBlue]"Kill 'em!"[/COLOR] but kept that to himself. [/QUOTE]
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