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<blockquote data-quote="mikeawmids" data-source="post: 8003692" data-attributes="member: 6776411"><p><u>The Adventures of Fap Longwood #7 (Lost Mine of Phandelver)</u></p><p></p><p>The heroes continue to explore the Redbrand’s hideout. The door ahead stands ajar and raised voices can be heard from the other side. Fap peeks in and sees a drunken goblin dancing on a table, cheered by three appreciative bugbears. One of the bugbears has a large iron key hooked on his belt. Remembering the locked door near the prison, Fap reaches for the key….</p><p></p><p><strong>“Oi!!”</strong> the keybearer yells, slapping Fap’s hand away, <strong>“Who are you then?”</strong></p><p></p><p>The bugbears jump up, knocking over the table and sending the surprised goblin cartwheeling across the room.</p><p></p><p><strong>“I’m the dwarf who’s gonna’ slice off your nethers!”</strong> Horatio roars, barging passed Fap and swinging his new sword at the closest enemy.</p><p></p><p>Two bugbears gang up on Horatio and knock him down. The third exits via a different door and circles round to flank the party. Brian heals Horatio, who rises groggily and re-joins the fray.</p><p></p><p>The third bugbear creeps around the corner and catches Mara unaware, bringing its maul down atop her skull with a sickening crunch. Mara’s eyes go blank as she falls to the ground, blood pooling around her head. Her silver-rimmed spectacles go flying across the room.</p><p></p><p>The heroes defeat the bugbears. Brian heals Mara and hands over her glasses, miraculously unbroken during the fight. Horatio waves the cleric away and quaffs a potion instead. Fap lifts the iron key from the dead bugbear’s belt.</p><p></p><p>Horatio grabs the drunk goblin and slaps him sober. None of the heroes speak goblin, fortunately the goblin speaks a bit of Common. His name is Droop and he was sent (with the bugbears) by King Grol to reinforce the Redbrands. King Grol can be found in a ruined castle to the north and is allied to someone (or something?) called the Black Spider. Since Droop claims he can lead them to the goblin king’s castle, the party let him live – for now. Fap ties Droop to a chair. The party plan to collect him later, after dealing with Glasstaff.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikeawmids, post: 8003692, member: 6776411"] [U]The Adventures of Fap Longwood #7 (Lost Mine of Phandelver)[/U] The heroes continue to explore the Redbrand’s hideout. The door ahead stands ajar and raised voices can be heard from the other side. Fap peeks in and sees a drunken goblin dancing on a table, cheered by three appreciative bugbears. One of the bugbears has a large iron key hooked on his belt. Remembering the locked door near the prison, Fap reaches for the key…. [B]“Oi!!”[/B] the keybearer yells, slapping Fap’s hand away, [B]“Who are you then?”[/B] The bugbears jump up, knocking over the table and sending the surprised goblin cartwheeling across the room. [B]“I’m the dwarf who’s gonna’ slice off your nethers!”[/B] Horatio roars, barging passed Fap and swinging his new sword at the closest enemy. Two bugbears gang up on Horatio and knock him down. The third exits via a different door and circles round to flank the party. Brian heals Horatio, who rises groggily and re-joins the fray. The third bugbear creeps around the corner and catches Mara unaware, bringing its maul down atop her skull with a sickening crunch. Mara’s eyes go blank as she falls to the ground, blood pooling around her head. Her silver-rimmed spectacles go flying across the room. The heroes defeat the bugbears. Brian heals Mara and hands over her glasses, miraculously unbroken during the fight. Horatio waves the cleric away and quaffs a potion instead. Fap lifts the iron key from the dead bugbear’s belt. Horatio grabs the drunk goblin and slaps him sober. None of the heroes speak goblin, fortunately the goblin speaks a bit of Common. His name is Droop and he was sent (with the bugbears) by King Grol to reinforce the Redbrands. King Grol can be found in a ruined castle to the north and is allied to someone (or something?) called the Black Spider. Since Droop claims he can lead them to the goblin king’s castle, the party let him live – for now. Fap ties Droop to a chair. The party plan to collect him later, after dealing with Glasstaff. [/QUOTE]
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