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<blockquote data-quote="mikeawmids" data-source="post: 8004909" data-attributes="member: 6776411"><p><u>The Adventures of Fap Longwood #12 (Lost Mine of Phandelver)</u></p><p></p><p>Since the heroes are only a days’ travel from Conyberry, they decide to go there and commune with the “hysterical” spirit of Agatha the hedge witch. Brian is not wild about helping a necromancer, but the rest of the party really want the magic ring that’s on the table – even <em>if</em> that table is littered with bones.</p><p></p><p><em>Meanwhile, Klaarg Wolf-Eyes (the escaped bugbear from the Cragmaw Caverns) is leading a band of four hobgoblins south to negotiate an alliance between King Grol and Warchief Brughor Axe-Biter – unaware that Brughor’s severed head is bouncing around in a sack.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Klaarg is scouting ahead when he spots the heroes making camp. He immediately recognises the scarred dwarf who humiliated him in battle. Anger bubbles like black bile in the back of Klaarg’s throat, as the vengeful bugbear plots his revenge….</em></p><p></p><p>In the heroes’ camp, Fap and Mara are taking the first six hour watch. Mara casts <em>Darkvision</em> on herself so that she can actually see. Fap detects movement in the long grass about 60ft away and spots the giveaway glint of bared steel.</p><p></p><p><strong>“Attack!”</strong> Fap cries, raising his bow, <strong>“We’re under attack!”</strong></p><p></p><p>Abandoning stealth, Klaarg charges forward, while the hobgoblins hang back and ready their longbows. Fap takes a shot at the approaching bugbear - but Klaarg keeps on coming, the arrow barely slows him down. Horatio runs to intercept and inflicts a pair of grievous injuries with his new +1 sword. Klaarg has a moment to reflect on the old monster saying that '<em>a goblinoid who seeks vengeance on a dwarf should maybe just dig their own grave and save everyone some time’</em>, before he succumbs to his wounds and dies unceremoniously.</p><p></p><p>Mara lights up the night with a barrage of <em>Magic Missiles</em>, targeting the hobgoblin snipers. The archers focus fire on the wizard and she is hit twice for serious damage. Mara drops prone, where the long grass will obscure the hobgoblin’s aim. Unable to target the spellcaster, the hobgoblins switch targets. Brian retaliates with Guiding Bolt, exploding an archer. The remaining three hobgoblins withdraw into the night, covering their retreat with a volley of arrows.</p><p></p><p>Fap searches Klaarg’s body and finds the missive from King Grol to Warchief Axe-Biter. Horatio hacks off the bugbear’s head and adds it to the sack.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mikeawmids, post: 8004909, member: 6776411"] [U]The Adventures of Fap Longwood #12 (Lost Mine of Phandelver)[/U] Since the heroes are only a days’ travel from Conyberry, they decide to go there and commune with the “hysterical” spirit of Agatha the hedge witch. Brian is not wild about helping a necromancer, but the rest of the party really want the magic ring that’s on the table – even [I]if[/I] that table is littered with bones. [I]Meanwhile, Klaarg Wolf-Eyes (the escaped bugbear from the Cragmaw Caverns) is leading a band of four hobgoblins south to negotiate an alliance between King Grol and Warchief Brughor Axe-Biter – unaware that Brughor’s severed head is bouncing around in a sack. Klaarg is scouting ahead when he spots the heroes making camp. He immediately recognises the scarred dwarf who humiliated him in battle. Anger bubbles like black bile in the back of Klaarg’s throat, as the vengeful bugbear plots his revenge….[/I] In the heroes’ camp, Fap and Mara are taking the first six hour watch. Mara casts [I]Darkvision[/I] on herself so that she can actually see. Fap detects movement in the long grass about 60ft away and spots the giveaway glint of bared steel. [B]“Attack!”[/B] Fap cries, raising his bow, [B]“We’re under attack!”[/B] Abandoning stealth, Klaarg charges forward, while the hobgoblins hang back and ready their longbows. Fap takes a shot at the approaching bugbear - but Klaarg keeps on coming, the arrow barely slows him down. Horatio runs to intercept and inflicts a pair of grievous injuries with his new +1 sword. Klaarg has a moment to reflect on the old monster saying that '[I]a goblinoid who seeks vengeance on a dwarf should maybe just dig their own grave and save everyone some time’[/I], before he succumbs to his wounds and dies unceremoniously. Mara lights up the night with a barrage of [I]Magic Missiles[/I], targeting the hobgoblin snipers. The archers focus fire on the wizard and she is hit twice for serious damage. Mara drops prone, where the long grass will obscure the hobgoblin’s aim. Unable to target the spellcaster, the hobgoblins switch targets. Brian retaliates with Guiding Bolt, exploding an archer. The remaining three hobgoblins withdraw into the night, covering their retreat with a volley of arrows. Fap searches Klaarg’s body and finds the missive from King Grol to Warchief Axe-Biter. Horatio hacks off the bugbear’s head and adds it to the sack. [/QUOTE]
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