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TURTLEDOME!: Battle Bone (DM: KenHood, Judge: Lord S.)
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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4745589" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>The skull lord stops playing the accordian and accepts the clipboard from Emral and reads the signature. <span style="color: SeaGreen">"Nice to meet you, Emral."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Olive">"Hey, at least he followed half the instructions,"</span> says the leftmost skull, Ned, <span style="color: olive">"Some people's kids. I tell ya."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen">"Yeah, were you raised in a barn? It's generally good manners to introduce yourself to people."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Olive">"Mmm-hmm. And once we're inside the TURTLEDOME! and we say something like, 'Please, step into the elevator' and you only do half of it. Well..."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen">"Let's just say there will only be half of you."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Olive">"Good thing we've got that gelatinous cube for janitorial services."</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Olive">"What? No!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen">"That's gross! And I don't even know what that is!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen">"I think it's a type of seaweed."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen">"The secret ingredient of the TURTLEDOG! special sauce is..."</span></p><p></p><p>The skull lord waves Emral closer. </p><p></p><p>All three heads shout at the same time. <span style="color: Green">"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"</span></p><p></p><p>They belly laugh, as do several of the spectators.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen">"Uh..."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Olive">"I don't know. It's been a while since we last measured."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen">"Probably over half a mile now."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Olive">"That would be diameter."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen">"Because it's roundish."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen">"More ovular, really."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: YellowGreen">"That's a fun word to say. Ovular."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen">"Ovular."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Olive">"Ooooooovuuuuular."</span></p><p></p><p>The skull lord passes the clipboard to each adventurer in turn. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: SeaGreen">"Hmm. Looks like there's only four of you. We were hoping for more. You're not waiting on anyone are you?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4745589, member: 4413"] The skull lord stops playing the accordian and accepts the clipboard from Emral and reads the signature. [COLOR="SeaGreen"]"Nice to meet you, Emral."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Olive"]"Hey, at least he followed half the instructions,"[/COLOR] says the leftmost skull, Ned, [COLOR="olive"]"Some people's kids. I tell ya."[/COLOR] [COLOR="YellowGreen"]"Yeah, were you raised in a barn? It's generally good manners to introduce yourself to people."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Olive"]"Mmm-hmm. And once we're inside the TURTLEDOME! and we say something like, 'Please, step into the elevator' and you only do half of it. Well..."[/COLOR] [COLOR="YellowGreen"]"Let's just say there will only be half of you."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Olive"]"Good thing we've got that gelatinous cube for janitorial services."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Olive"]"What? No!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]"That's gross! And I don't even know what that is!"[/COLOR] [COLOR="YellowGreen"]"I think it's a type of seaweed."[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]"The secret ingredient of the TURTLEDOG! special sauce is..."[/COLOR] The skull lord waves Emral closer. All three heads shout at the same time. [COLOR="Green"]"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"[/COLOR] They belly laugh, as do several of the spectators. [COLOR="YellowGreen"]"Uh..."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Olive"]"I don't know. It's been a while since we last measured."[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]"Probably over half a mile now."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Olive"]"That would be diameter."[/COLOR] [COLOR="YellowGreen"]"Because it's roundish."[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]"More ovular, really."[/COLOR] [COLOR="YellowGreen"]"That's a fun word to say. Ovular."[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]"Ovular."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Olive"]"Ooooooovuuuuular."[/COLOR] The skull lord passes the clipboard to each adventurer in turn. [COLOR="SeaGreen"]"Hmm. Looks like there's only four of you. We were hoping for more. You're not waiting on anyone are you?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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