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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 4749199" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>Mr. Pinch's eyes narrow and his lip raises in a nasty snarl. All the teeth you can see come to blade-like points, like those of a shark. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"We. Don't. Fix. Games. At. <strong>TURTLEDOME!</strong>"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>With a measurable effort, he manages to calm himself. </p><p></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"If you want some sort of guaranteed pay, why don't you go shovel some **** at the local stables." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"Perhaps this is all some sort of elaborate joke or whim on your part, Mr. Finnian. I don't enjoy having my time wasted, nor do I appreciate insults to my fighters whilst conducting negotiations. We're professionals here. We save our insults for the ring. And we expect the same professionalism from 'adventurers', however amateurish they may be."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"So, I will warn you once, Mr. Finnian. Do not accuse or insinuate that I or my people of fix matches again. Also, do not speak ill of my people in my presence. If you do so, there shall be consequences."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"If you had gone to the trouble to study your history or even ask about the island, you would have known that <strong>TURTLEDOME!</strong> is an honest gaming establishment. We take pride in that. Our matches may be difficult--even impossible--but we do not falsify results. A victory is a victory no matter who achieves it."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorange"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">"And I would like to remind you: <em>You</em> came to me.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="margin-left: 20px">OOC: Skill Challenge Progress -- Success 2, Failure 1. </p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px">The failed Insight roll does not apply towards the progress of the challenge. However, the content of the message has upset Mr. Pinch, and the next skill check will suffer a -2 penalty. Also, the difficulty of attempting to acquire remuneration without winning a match has increased.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 4749199, member: 4413"] Mr. Pinch's eyes narrow and his lip raises in a nasty snarl. All the teeth you can see come to blade-like points, like those of a shark. [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]"We. Don't. Fix. Games. At. [B]TURTLEDOME![/B]"[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] With a measurable effort, he manages to calm himself. [COLOR="darkorange"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"]"If you want some sort of guaranteed pay, why don't you go shovel some **** at the local stables." "Perhaps this is all some sort of elaborate joke or whim on your part, Mr. Finnian. I don't enjoy having my time wasted, nor do I appreciate insults to my fighters whilst conducting negotiations. We're professionals here. We save our insults for the ring. And we expect the same professionalism from 'adventurers', however amateurish they may be." "So, I will warn you once, Mr. Finnian. Do not accuse or insinuate that I or my people of fix matches again. Also, do not speak ill of my people in my presence. If you do so, there shall be consequences." "If you had gone to the trouble to study your history or even ask about the island, you would have known that [B]TURTLEDOME![/B] is an honest gaming establishment. We take pride in that. Our matches may be difficult--even impossible--but we do not falsify results. A victory is a victory no matter who achieves it." "And I would like to remind you: [I]You[/I] came to me.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [INDENT]OOC: Skill Challenge Progress -- Success 2, Failure 1. The failed Insight roll does not apply towards the progress of the challenge. However, the content of the message has upset Mr. Pinch, and the next skill check will suffer a -2 penalty. Also, the difficulty of attempting to acquire remuneration without winning a match has increased.[/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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