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<blockquote data-quote="Bohandas" data-source="post: 8155164" data-attributes="member: 7015707"><p>Over on Giant In the Playground there's <a href="https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?483064-What-s-on-the-Shelf-1001-Essays-Treatises-and-Books-on-Magic" target="_blank">a thread that's for coming up with names for books that might appear in an NPC's library</a>. It occurs to me that a lot of the names I've submitted are culinary in nature (usually due to being an obvious food related pun on some real book). Here's a list of the food related ones</p><p></p><p>[spoiler]</p><p>The Starving Peasant Diet</p><p>Cooking With the Weird Sisters</p><p>untitled journal of a bullywug's experiences working double shifts at an icecream parlor for a month</p><p>Anatomical Similarities of the Beholder and Potato</p><p>The Gold Pullet on the Prairie Grimoire - purports to explain how the "hen that lays the golden eggs" may be conjured and controlled by means of "secret herbs"</p><p>The Joy of Cooking People</p><p>The Classic Of Filial Cannibalism</p><p>Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme: Cooking For Elven Knights</p><p>Lembas Bread Tiger</p><p>A Field Guide to Edible, Inedible, and Bellicose Fungi</p><p>They Eat What!? A Cultural Encyclopedia of Bizarre Foods</p><p>Codex Nuttella</p><p>Eating People</p><p>The Mayo On Everything Diet</p><p>Eat People, Not Plants</p><p>Her Eaten Children</p><p>The Lager [sic] Catechism</p><p>The Hero With 1000 Sandwiches</p><p>The Book of Tasty and Healthy People</p><p>Fantastic Beasts And How To Eat Them</p><p>The Dark Meat Poultry Grimoire</p><p>The Book of the Prophet Jambalaya</p><p>The Chicken Florentine Codex</p><p>Mysteries of the Tequila Worm</p><p>The Frugal Cannibal</p><p>The Frugal Cannibal Military Handbook</p><p>The Frugal Cannibal Cooks Three Ancient Corpses</p><p>The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Whole Family</p><p>The Cook's Guide to Anarchy</p><p>The Book of Fatty</p><p>Light Crystal Rhymes</p><p>Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore</p><p>Annals of Salsbury Steak</p><p>The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese</p><p>Ice Without Water</p><p>The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats)</p><p>The Exegesis of Omnomnom</p><p>Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi</p><p>The Marmalade Psalter</p><p>The Iodized Psalter</p><p>The Law Codex of Vindaloo</p><p>The Booberry Tales</p><p>The Me-Gusta Codex</p><p>The Song of Rolaids</p><p>The Trip of Tacos</p><p>The Book of Crumpet</p><p>How to Eat A Child</p><p>Quaternion Mathematics in Crop Rotation</p><p>Lo Crostini</p><p>The Gouda Purana</p><p>On Food and Cooking: The Mythos and Lore of the Kitchen</p><p>a cookbook aimed at hound archons featuring several recipes for squirrel and imitation squirrel</p><p>Ketchup On The Rye</p><p>The Madness of King Beer</p><p>The Tragedy of McDonalds</p><p>The Taming of the Stew</p><p>The Book of Ecclescakes</p><p>The Mahaburrito</p><p>The Queso Service Cross</p><p>a diet book that just says "Eat [REDACTED] and die!" over and over and over again</p><p>The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Wino</p><p>Magical Cooking and Nutrition</p><p>The Book of The Earl Grey Tea</p><p>The Hours of Maria de Haricots Vert</p><p>Bearnaise Chronicle</p><p>The Seasoned Psalter</p><p>The Once and Future Burger King</p><p>One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Stew Fish</p><p>Discourse on Pasta</p><p>[/spoiler]</p><p></p><p>Although admittedly the only one there with a clear message on in-world cuisine is the one with the recipes for imitation squirrel for hound archons to eat</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bohandas, post: 8155164, member: 7015707"] Over on Giant In the Playground there's [url=https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?483064-What-s-on-the-Shelf-1001-Essays-Treatises-and-Books-on-Magic]a thread that's for coming up with names for books that might appear in an NPC's library[/url]. It occurs to me that a lot of the names I've submitted are culinary in nature (usually due to being an obvious food related pun on some real book). Here's a list of the food related ones [spoiler] The Starving Peasant Diet Cooking With the Weird Sisters untitled journal of a bullywug's experiences working double shifts at an icecream parlor for a month Anatomical Similarities of the Beholder and Potato The Gold Pullet on the Prairie Grimoire - purports to explain how the "hen that lays the golden eggs" may be conjured and controlled by means of "secret herbs" The Joy of Cooking People The Classic Of Filial Cannibalism Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thyme: Cooking For Elven Knights Lembas Bread Tiger A Field Guide to Edible, Inedible, and Bellicose Fungi They Eat What!? A Cultural Encyclopedia of Bizarre Foods Codex Nuttella Eating People The Mayo On Everything Diet Eat People, Not Plants Her Eaten Children The Lager [sic] Catechism The Hero With 1000 Sandwiches The Book of Tasty and Healthy People Fantastic Beasts And How To Eat Them The Dark Meat Poultry Grimoire The Book of the Prophet Jambalaya The Chicken Florentine Codex Mysteries of the Tequila Worm The Frugal Cannibal The Frugal Cannibal Military Handbook The Frugal Cannibal Cooks Three Ancient Corpses The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Whole Family The Cook's Guide to Anarchy The Book of Fatty Light Crystal Rhymes Chronicles of the Kings of Albacore Annals of Salsbury Steak The Vision of Charles the Morbidly Obese Ice Without Water The Book of Curing (a treatise on salted meats) The Exegesis of Omnomnom Record of Rumored Recipes for Sushi The Marmalade Psalter The Iodized Psalter The Law Codex of Vindaloo The Booberry Tales The Me-Gusta Codex The Song of Rolaids The Trip of Tacos The Book of Crumpet How to Eat A Child Quaternion Mathematics in Crop Rotation Lo Crostini The Gouda Purana On Food and Cooking: The Mythos and Lore of the Kitchen a cookbook aimed at hound archons featuring several recipes for squirrel and imitation squirrel Ketchup On The Rye The Madness of King Beer The Tragedy of McDonalds The Taming of the Stew The Book of Ecclescakes The Mahaburrito The Queso Service Cross a diet book that just says "Eat [REDACTED] and die!" over and over and over again The Frugal Cannibal Cooks A Wino Magical Cooking and Nutrition The Book of The Earl Grey Tea The Hours of Maria de Haricots Vert Bearnaise Chronicle The Seasoned Psalter The Once and Future Burger King One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Stew Fish Discourse on Pasta [/spoiler] Although admittedly the only one there with a clear message on in-world cuisine is the one with the recipes for imitation squirrel for hound archons to eat [/QUOTE]
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