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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 7464349" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>Mr Tabaxi </p><p>You ought to ask Mage Misty Cough</p><p>The original conjuring tabaxi</p><p>Please, listen to me...</p><p>And don't scoff</p><p>All his inventions are of his own bat</p><p>There's no such tabaxi</p><p>In the waterdeep</p><p>He holds all the Cat Nip monopolies</p><p>For performing surprising illusions</p><p>And creating eccentric confusions</p><p>The greatest magicians have something to learn</p><p>From Mage Misty Cough's conjuring turn</p><p>And we all say</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>He is quiet and small, he is black</p><p>From the ears to the tip of his tail</p><p>He can creep through the tiniest crack</p><p>He can walk on the narrowest rail</p><p>He can pick any card from a pack</p><p>He is equally cunning with dice</p><p>He is always deceiving you into believing</p><p>That he's only hunting for wererats</p><p>He can play any trick on an adventurer</p><p>Or a spook a rogue out his hiding place</p><p>If you look for your sword or plate</p><p>And you think it was merely misplaced</p><p>You have seen it one moment</p><p>And then it is gone</p><p>But you find it next week</p><p>Lying out on the lawn</p><p>And you'll all say</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>"Presto!"</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>His manner is vague and aloof</p><p>You would think there was nobody shyer</p><p>But his voice has been heard on the roof</p><p>When he was curled up by the fire</p><p>And he's sometimes been heard by the fire</p><p>When he was about on the roof</p><p>At least we all heard that somebody purred</p><p>Which is uncontestable proof</p><p>Of his singular magical powers</p><p>And I've known the family to call</p><p>Him in from the garden for hours</p><p>When he was asleep in the hall</p><p>And we'll all say</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>"Oh, well I never, was there ever</p><p>A tabaxi so clever as magical</p><p>Mage Misty Cough"</p><p>Ladies and gentlemen</p><p>I give you the magical, Marvelous Mage Misty Cough</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 7464349, member: 277"] Mr Tabaxi You ought to ask Mage Misty Cough The original conjuring tabaxi Please, listen to me... And don't scoff All his inventions are of his own bat There's no such tabaxi In the waterdeep He holds all the Cat Nip monopolies For performing surprising illusions And creating eccentric confusions The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mage Misty Cough's conjuring turn And we all say "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" He is quiet and small, he is black From the ears to the tip of his tail He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice He is always deceiving you into believing That he's only hunting for wererats He can play any trick on an adventurer Or a spook a rogue out his hiding place If you look for your sword or plate And you think it was merely misplaced You have seen it one moment And then it is gone But you find it next week Lying out on the lawn And you'll all say "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" "Presto!" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" His manner is vague and aloof You would think there was nobody shyer But his voice has been heard on the roof When he was curled up by the fire And he's sometimes been heard by the fire When he was about on the roof At least we all heard that somebody purred Which is uncontestable proof Of his singular magical powers And I've known the family to call Him in from the garden for hours When he was asleep in the hall And we'll all say "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A tabaxi so clever as magical Mage Misty Cough" Ladies and gentlemen I give you the magical, Marvelous Mage Misty Cough [/QUOTE]
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