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<blockquote data-quote="Dannyalcatraz" data-source="post: 7467844" data-attributes="member: 19675"><p>(I am NOT filking this won’t entire- it has a LOT of lyrical density.)</p><p></p><p>“Dark Skinned Elves”</p><p>By Del, the Funky Homonculus</p><p></p><p>As simple as it sounds, is as simple as it ought to be</p><p>Light skin Elves lack the dark skin quality</p><p>Ya don't understand? You want an explanation?</p><p>Well let D-E-L release the frustration</p><p>As I see it, every single day</p><p>Light skin Elves ain't satisfied unless they get their way, always</p><p>Plus they act stuck up</p><p>They all add up to one great big muck up</p><p>They try to play suck up when they want somethin'</p><p>Then always leave another with nothin'</p><p>Ya think ya look better cause ya skin's a little bit lighter?</p><p>You're thinkin' you're my light like I was a lamplighter?</p><p>No, ya think ya all of that and all of this</p><p>But you ain't really it without a makeup kit</p><p>See, ya might be light but ya ugly to me</p><p>Dark is beautiful, to me, that's beauty</p><p></p><p>Dark skin Elves are better than light skin</p><p>Light skin Elves ain't better than dark skin</p><p>[Ice Mephit] I disagree Homunc</p><p></p><p>Now, lets get to the problems</p><p>And see if there's a way to solve them</p><p>Problem #1, has got to be the attitude</p><p>Which is usually vain, selfish and rude</p><p>Personality, with their nose stuck up</p><p>So don't try talkin' to one or walkin' with one</p><p>To class cause it's out of the question</p><p>Cause you bein' dark is the wrong complexion</p><p>For one. They wish they was light, though</p><p>I mean lighter than light, or as close to white as possible</p><p>But I fight to be familiar</p><p>You see, mean and dark skin wizards are the killers</p><p>This don't apply to all the Elves with light skin</p><p>Just the ones with their heads up their rear end</p><p>Cause if it did, static would occur</p><p>Dark skin wizards is what I prefer</p><p>Now, look at her, her vision is a blur</p><p>Cause good alignments don’t let ya free violence</p><p>Plus they would fuss and cuss if I tried to talk to one</p><p>Cause I like beings who shun the sun</p><p>I get frustrated, well, lets say I used to</p><p>Now a dark and lovely is who I give juice to</p><p>So come on, step to Del if ya with this</p><p>This is the facts, familiars don't forget this</p><p> </p><p>Dark skin Elves are better than light skin</p><p>Light skin Elves ain't better than dark skin</p><p>Dark skin Elves are better than light skin</p><p>Light skin Elves ain't better than dark skin</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dannyalcatraz, post: 7467844, member: 19675"] (I am NOT filking this won’t entire- it has a LOT of lyrical density.) “Dark Skinned Elves” By Del, the Funky Homonculus As simple as it sounds, is as simple as it ought to be Light skin Elves lack the dark skin quality Ya don't understand? You want an explanation? Well let D-E-L release the frustration As I see it, every single day Light skin Elves ain't satisfied unless they get their way, always Plus they act stuck up They all add up to one great big muck up They try to play suck up when they want somethin' Then always leave another with nothin' Ya think ya look better cause ya skin's a little bit lighter? You're thinkin' you're my light like I was a lamplighter? No, ya think ya all of that and all of this But you ain't really it without a makeup kit See, ya might be light but ya ugly to me Dark is beautiful, to me, that's beauty Dark skin Elves are better than light skin Light skin Elves ain't better than dark skin [Ice Mephit] I disagree Homunc Now, lets get to the problems And see if there's a way to solve them Problem #1, has got to be the attitude Which is usually vain, selfish and rude Personality, with their nose stuck up So don't try talkin' to one or walkin' with one To class cause it's out of the question Cause you bein' dark is the wrong complexion For one. They wish they was light, though I mean lighter than light, or as close to white as possible But I fight to be familiar You see, mean and dark skin wizards are the killers This don't apply to all the Elves with light skin Just the ones with their heads up their rear end Cause if it did, static would occur Dark skin wizards is what I prefer Now, look at her, her vision is a blur Cause good alignments don’t let ya free violence Plus they would fuss and cuss if I tried to talk to one Cause I like beings who shun the sun I get frustrated, well, lets say I used to Now a dark and lovely is who I give juice to So come on, step to Del if ya with this This is the facts, familiars don't forget this Dark skin Elves are better than light skin Light skin Elves ain't better than dark skin Dark skin Elves are better than light skin Light skin Elves ain't better than dark skin [/QUOTE]
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