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<blockquote data-quote="Blue Orange" data-source="post: 8602242" data-attributes="member: 7025997"><p>I doubt literacy levels would be high enough to make trashy romance novels a thing, even in a fantasy Middle Ages. More likely you'd have troubadours telling stories peasants would then embellish. Nonetheless, here goes. If this were rpg.net I'd be banned for sure...</p><p></p><p><em>[SPOILER="Click to display"]The orc stood over the table, flexing his green biceps in a menacing fashion. She couldn't help notice how insanely muscular he was. So much more than all those wimpy excuses for manhood back in Waterdeep...</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>"Now, sweetie, come and give me that pie," she said as she began to weave her charm spell. "And maybe something a little extra..."</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>The orc charged at her before she could finish the spell and grabbed at her bodice, as she began to undo it in response. "Yes, my lovely green paramour," the sorceress said. Maybe she'd do better than pie this time. The orc's stubby green fingers rent her petticoat to shreds and moved over her heaving bosom as she moaned with pleasure, tweaking a nipple. "Harder! Harder!" she screamed as she felt his hot breath on her neck.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>"Safeword?" he whispered.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>"Ironwood," she whispered back heatedly.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>The orc threw her over the table and entered her from behind as she moaned with pleasure. Oh, she had never felt anything like this... The pie fell to the floor and splattered in a white, gooey mess as the orc thrusted...[/SPOILER]</em>[SPOILER="Click to display"][/SPOILER]</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"And, yeah, that's how my parents met," the half-orc said. He flipped through his spellbook and looked at his tiefling schoolmate. "Yeah, I know Stinking Cloud. You know Misty Step?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Blue Orange, post: 8602242, member: 7025997"] I doubt literacy levels would be high enough to make trashy romance novels a thing, even in a fantasy Middle Ages. More likely you'd have troubadours telling stories peasants would then embellish. Nonetheless, here goes. If this were rpg.net I'd be banned for sure... [I][SPOILER="Click to display"]The orc stood over the table, flexing his green biceps in a menacing fashion. She couldn't help notice how insanely muscular he was. So much more than all those wimpy excuses for manhood back in Waterdeep... "Now, sweetie, come and give me that pie," she said as she began to weave her charm spell. "And maybe something a little extra..." The orc charged at her before she could finish the spell and grabbed at her bodice, as she began to undo it in response. "Yes, my lovely green paramour," the sorceress said. Maybe she'd do better than pie this time. The orc's stubby green fingers rent her petticoat to shreds and moved over her heaving bosom as she moaned with pleasure, tweaking a nipple. "Harder! Harder!" she screamed as she felt his hot breath on her neck. "Safeword?" he whispered. "Ironwood," she whispered back heatedly. The orc threw her over the table and entered her from behind as she moaned with pleasure. Oh, she had never felt anything like this... The pie fell to the floor and splattered in a white, gooey mess as the orc thrusted...[/SPOILER][/I][SPOILER="Click to display"][/SPOILER] "And, yeah, that's how my parents met," the half-orc said. He flipped through his spellbook and looked at his tiefling schoolmate. "Yeah, I know Stinking Cloud. You know Misty Step?" [/QUOTE]
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