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<blockquote data-quote="Capellan" data-source="post: 2086807" data-attributes="member: 6294"><p><strong>6: Slip Sliding Away</strong></p><p></p><p>For a moment, everyone stares, stunned. And then Simon's voice floats up out of the darkness,</p><p></p><p>"I'm not dead."</p><p></p><p>"Wooooooo! Anythin' that boy can do, Ah can do better!" Floyd races across the cave and belly-flops into the rushing water of the stream. There's an almightly splash, followed by another shout of glee from the Elvisite as he plummets off the edge of the cliff.</p><p></p><p>Smith gapes.</p><p></p><p>"Weeeeeee!" Bev follows Floyd into the water. Two of GPE's floating cameras immediately zoom in for extreme close-ups as her scantily clad and glistening body vanishes from sight.</p><p></p><p>Smith gapes.</p><p></p><p>"I guess we should go after them." Fabio observes.</p><p></p><p>Smith gapes.</p><p></p><p>"Down the stairs, I mean." Fabio points at the tunnel entrance next to the waterfall.</p><p></p><p>The Mormon finally closes his mouth and gives himself a visible shake,</p><p></p><p>"So you're not planning to throw yourself after them?"</p><p></p><p>"Of course not." Fabio looks horrified, "It would <em>ruin</em> my perm."</p><p></p><p>The two men make their way down the stairs, and are met halfway by their slightly-squelchy companions.</p><p></p><p>"What's down there?" Smith demands, disapprovingly eyeing the threesome.</p><p></p><p>"Not much." Floyd slicks his damp hair into a huge quoif. "A lake, some caves. The journey's much more fun than the destination."</p><p></p><p>"You didn't look around at all, did you?"</p><p></p><p>"Not much." Floyd repeats equably, "But we figured it would be best to finish lookin' around up here first, before startin' on anythin' downstairs."</p><p></p><p></p><p>* * *</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: yellowgreen">"Hah! That stumped Mr Prissy, didn't it?"</span> Patton slapped his hand on his knee, causing a small puff of dust to rise.</p><p></p><p>"Indeed, sir."</p><p></p><p><span style="color: yellowgreen">"How'd the footage of the girl come out, Johnson?"</span></p><p></p><p>"Excellent, sir. I've begun arrangements to have it included in a promo spot."</p><p></p><p><span style="color: yellowgreen">"Good work."</span> Patton nodded, <span style="color: yellowgreen">"It'll work better if it seems like she's in danger, though. Half-dressed damsels in distress are the next best thing to printing your own money."</span></p><p></p><p>"I'll see what screams we have in the audio files, sir."</p><p></p><p>Patton snorted,</p><p></p><p><span style="color: yellowgreen">"No need. Just sample the boy's yelp from when he went over. Sounded near enough like a girl, to me."</span></p><p></p><p></p><p>* * *</p><p></p><p></p><p>The group enters a huge cavern, filled with giant fungi. Simon sneezes.</p><p></p><p>"I'm telling you, homes, this is a health and safety violation." he manages, after blowing his nose on a large black handkerchief. "This will play hell with my allergies."</p><p></p><p>"You do understand that this is a job where people try to kill you, right?" Floyd raises his eyebrows. "Allergies are the least of your worries."</p><p></p><p>"Why do you think I take so much time off?" Simon snorts, "It's the stress, homes."</p><p></p><p>"Well, if you want to stress about something, I suggest the topic of 'clouds of poisonous spores'." Smith says grimly, glaring at the nearest mushroom likes it has personally affronted him, "The kind that make your skin turn black and your tongue swell up so large you choke to death."</p><p></p><p>"It's easy to see why you have five wives, being such a charmer like that." Bev rolls her eyes.</p><p></p><p>The group picks their way across the cave, at first doing their best to avoid brushing against any of the strange fungi. When it rapidly becomes clear that this is impossible, Smith shrugs, shoulders his shotgun, and bulls through the delicate subterranean vegetation. Reaching a pathway at the centre of the cave, he turns and calls back through a haze of multi-coloured spores:</p><p></p><p>"As Simon would say, 'I'm not dead'!"</p><p></p><p>The others join him at the path, which the group then follows as it winds along the length of the cave, finally arriving at an enormous pair of iron doors.</p><p></p><p>"Ninja 'em." Floyd instructs.</p><p></p><p>And to everyone's surprise - except his own - Simon does just that.</p><p></p><p>"Stairs heading up." He reports, after dragging one door slightly ajar and peering through the gap.</p><p></p><p>"<em>Up</em>?" Fabio shakes his head, "Where is the architect's sense of drama? Of tradition?"</p><p></p><p>"We <em>could</em> go back to the waterfall." Smith's still bitter.</p><p></p><p>"Hell, no." Simon wrestles the door open a few more inches, and squeezes through the gap, "Somebody went to the trouble of putting a couple of damn big vault doors here, which means there's something behind them worth building a couple of damn big vault doors to protect."</p><p></p><p>"The boy speaks wisdom." Floyd opines.</p><p></p><p>"And his own damnation." Smith glowers at Simon, who is oblivious.</p><p></p><p>"What<em>ever</em>." Beverly flounces over to the doors and squeezes through to the other side, "Let's check it out."</p><p></p><p>Fabio follows, leaving only Floyd and Smith still outside. The Mormon glances at the Elvisite,</p><p></p><p>"I thought you were in favour of pursuing this course."</p><p></p><p>"Yup." Floyd nods, then pats his rhinestone-covered belly, "But I'm thinking that door needs to be open a mite wider before I can fit through it."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Capellan, post: 2086807, member: 6294"] [b]6: Slip Sliding Away[/b] For a moment, everyone stares, stunned. And then Simon's voice floats up out of the darkness, "I'm not dead." "Wooooooo! Anythin' that boy can do, Ah can do better!" Floyd races across the cave and belly-flops into the rushing water of the stream. There's an almightly splash, followed by another shout of glee from the Elvisite as he plummets off the edge of the cliff. Smith gapes. "Weeeeeee!" Bev follows Floyd into the water. Two of GPE's floating cameras immediately zoom in for extreme close-ups as her scantily clad and glistening body vanishes from sight. Smith gapes. "I guess we should go after them." Fabio observes. Smith gapes. "Down the stairs, I mean." Fabio points at the tunnel entrance next to the waterfall. The Mormon finally closes his mouth and gives himself a visible shake, "So you're not planning to throw yourself after them?" "Of course not." Fabio looks horrified, "It would [i]ruin[/i] my perm." The two men make their way down the stairs, and are met halfway by their slightly-squelchy companions. "What's down there?" Smith demands, disapprovingly eyeing the threesome. "Not much." Floyd slicks his damp hair into a huge quoif. "A lake, some caves. The journey's much more fun than the destination." "You didn't look around at all, did you?" "Not much." Floyd repeats equably, "But we figured it would be best to finish lookin' around up here first, before startin' on anythin' downstairs." * * * [color=yellowgreen]"Hah! That stumped Mr Prissy, didn't it?"[/color] Patton slapped his hand on his knee, causing a small puff of dust to rise. "Indeed, sir." [color=yellowgreen]"How'd the footage of the girl come out, Johnson?"[/color] "Excellent, sir. I've begun arrangements to have it included in a promo spot." [color=yellowgreen]"Good work."[/color] Patton nodded, [color=yellowgreen]"It'll work better if it seems like she's in danger, though. Half-dressed damsels in distress are the next best thing to printing your own money."[/color] "I'll see what screams we have in the audio files, sir." Patton snorted, [color=yellowgreen]"No need. Just sample the boy's yelp from when he went over. Sounded near enough like a girl, to me."[/color] * * * The group enters a huge cavern, filled with giant fungi. Simon sneezes. "I'm telling you, homes, this is a health and safety violation." he manages, after blowing his nose on a large black handkerchief. "This will play hell with my allergies." "You do understand that this is a job where people try to kill you, right?" Floyd raises his eyebrows. "Allergies are the least of your worries." "Why do you think I take so much time off?" Simon snorts, "It's the stress, homes." "Well, if you want to stress about something, I suggest the topic of 'clouds of poisonous spores'." Smith says grimly, glaring at the nearest mushroom likes it has personally affronted him, "The kind that make your skin turn black and your tongue swell up so large you choke to death." "It's easy to see why you have five wives, being such a charmer like that." Bev rolls her eyes. The group picks their way across the cave, at first doing their best to avoid brushing against any of the strange fungi. When it rapidly becomes clear that this is impossible, Smith shrugs, shoulders his shotgun, and bulls through the delicate subterranean vegetation. Reaching a pathway at the centre of the cave, he turns and calls back through a haze of multi-coloured spores: "As Simon would say, 'I'm not dead'!" The others join him at the path, which the group then follows as it winds along the length of the cave, finally arriving at an enormous pair of iron doors. "Ninja 'em." Floyd instructs. And to everyone's surprise - except his own - Simon does just that. "Stairs heading up." He reports, after dragging one door slightly ajar and peering through the gap. "[I]Up[/I]?" Fabio shakes his head, "Where is the architect's sense of drama? Of tradition?" "We [I]could[/I] go back to the waterfall." Smith's still bitter. "Hell, no." Simon wrestles the door open a few more inches, and squeezes through the gap, "Somebody went to the trouble of putting a couple of damn big vault doors here, which means there's something behind them worth building a couple of damn big vault doors to protect." "The boy speaks wisdom." Floyd opines. "And his own damnation." Smith glowers at Simon, who is oblivious. "What[I]ever[/I]." Beverly flounces over to the doors and squeezes through to the other side, "Let's check it out." Fabio follows, leaving only Floyd and Smith still outside. The Mormon glances at the Elvisite, "I thought you were in favour of pursuing this course." "Yup." Floyd nods, then pats his rhinestone-covered belly, "But I'm thinking that door needs to be open a mite wider before I can fit through it." [/QUOTE]
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