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[[The Year of the Pretender Story-Hour is a fuller interpretation of the Year of the Pretender Chat-Game, held in the room #YearofthePretender on chat.psionics.net on Sundays and Wednesdays 10-2(4) EST. This Story-Hour will be in various formats at the start; from diary entries to discourse, testimonies, etc. As the party gains fame, the Story Hour will be altered as such, and may include diary entries from players and main-characters, along with out-of-session events included.]]
Thanke for reading,
-Loonook
Chapter 1: Until Death Do Us Part:
"Being the Imperial Representative at the wedding, I was surprised that such a thing could happen. A full investigation is to be launched into the occurrence, and the men who were involved."
- Carler Vindsolan, Imperial Courtier.
"I believe I have made a grave mistake... it is your duty to prove me wrong."
- Vilindos the Bright Friar, Slave-trader.
It was a beautiful ceremony. As the name of Yuasia Tyendor was intoned, and her blessings placed upon the house, I wept at the chanter's kind words to the wedding party. It was a beautiful thing; I believe in my heart of hearts that this marriage will be a long-lasting one, but I could not wait: I had business.
My companion Vilindos, a great man and compassionate servant of the Imperium in all of his pursuits, had sent me to this festival to gather a few men. My uses to him are far fewer than they once were; I was never a true fighter, only a chronicler of the events which were around me. And as I exited the enormous arch of Yuasia I knew my task would be difficult. Hundreds had gathered outside of the temple, and for what? To see the wedding of a noble and a sorceress? No . . . the wedding was a spectacle, a place to be seen. If you aren't there to climb the social ladder your hands are in a hundred pockets, foolish nobles too soft-minded to keep their eyes on their coinpurses in the middle of a crowd. As I saw the dark-skinned figure attempt to hide from me, I knew I had found my mark. And so I touched her mind.
I saw you before you hid, fair Taren. Perhaps a bit more respect for your good friend Ami?
Ohh.. Ami. I hardly saw ye. How is the old bastard treating you? I heard he had taken you to his bed . . . his desire for young sweet boys has always been a weakness.
Aye, he has . . . but such is the way of those above your ken. I've been sent to pay a handsome for your assistance . . . and since we have, a past, I would be willing to pay it.
A past! We were married! Five years of my life and you want to forget it? We were meant for each other, we even know the other's thoughts!
A cheap sorcery, given to us by your father . . . may he rot forever more. You were a marriage of convenience and property, and you knew I could not stand your . . .
Still your tongue, fair-one. you have hurt me once, I will not let ye again. I will do what you wish, and you know my price.
Would five hundred satisfy you? It is, after all, just a meeting to bring a few to the wedding
Aye, five hundred . . . I suspect you want me to call the others?
Aye, I'll give you their names, and I know you can find them on your own
When I gave her the names I went off, to visit the noble house Callivar. A beautiful structure; its architecture rose high into the heavens, sharply standing between earth and sky. I gave my invitation at the door and sat at my table, only to be found by my good-sir Vilindos and Malain, his head servant.
"I trust my songbird has done his duty? I need these men, Ami, more than you will ever know. Though I have lost much, I cannot lose Ralpi; he was too fine a friend, and he brought me some of the life I have gained here." Vilindos still stood at the table, larger-than-life. He was tall yet thick, bordering on obese; he fanned himself as he spoke, the room being far too hot for his tastes. I have seen that fan do many impressive things, but Vilindos did not expose all of his secrets until there was a need. Malain was his normal withdrawn self; dressed in somber black, the man seemed prepared for a warrior's funeral rather than the joyous wedding before him. He sipped a glass of wine brought by a young servant, and extended his bony hand to touch my shoulder.
"Though the Friar is blinded by your beauty, I am not of his tastes. We pay you well for your services; you are a skilled singer, and master of the props we must use to maintain appearances. If any, and I do mean any, person on our list does not respond . . ." Malain then tightened his grip, and my crippled arm throbbed with pain. I always felt that Malain was far too dark of temper to please the good-sir; but his head for numbers and diplomacy was renowned even amongst the more noble professions.
A man entered the room, dressed in fine though somewhat outdated noble fashion. Though noticably older than my own tastes normally allowed, he was a fine figure, and his grace through the crowd was exquisite. He sat down and introduced himself as Reinare. I had heard the name bandied about for quite some time; he was a bard of little note, minor house, and expendable, but his sharp, grating wit and problem with the bottle almost made Malain choose another man, a sorcerer from the School of Charms, for his position. His natural charisma was astounding, as even when he was biting you could not feel truly angered, knowing it was the bitterness of a man well-practiced in the art of acidic commentary.
"Sit down, good-sir, and drink with us. Your men will come along in good time. I know a large amount about you and your commoner tongue, good-sir." I spoke in jest, of course, not wanting to anger but to lighten the situation.
"Strong drink and your silence will make the time past far faster." said Reinare, as he took the closest glass to his lips. He swilled the fine Palace Siran Year 1543 as if it were a commoner's wine, and smiled as he smacked his lips. Though he was of noble blood, his bearing was obviously left something to be desired.
"I will not have my assistant silenced by a bush-knight whelp such as yourself. I too know much about you; your house, your exile, and the troupe which you traveled with. Most were imprisoned by the Imperium for speaking unkind words of the Emperor, but you used your minor pull to have it forgotten, right? A harmless prank under duress? Do not take us for fools, though we may appear far different from you." Vilindos' long wind was enough to break Reinare's ire, and as we sat sipping wine we finally saw the other two. A man dressed in finery and a man dressed in rags; the prior led by Taren, the other alone.
I did as ye asked, and I expect payment.
Sit down, my beauty, and we'll see to your payment.
When they all sat down, Vilindos deigned to speak yet again.
"Gentlemen, Lady Taren. I am Vilindos, and I have been sent by others who wish you to accept a certain responsibility. As you have most likely seen, the Imperium has begun to track and assault those who worship openly the spirits which dwell in the land. While some call this a holy crusade and others a ploy for power, I believe the tale is deeper than that. Rumors of strange activity, and the disappearance of one of my comrades has led me to believe there is something beneath the surface. However, if my notions are true, the standard methods of communication and seeking out the answer to my question could prove dangerous. Thus, I make an offer; I extend the offer to each of you." Vilindos took a short sip, and raised his glass to a passerby. While he did so he motioned towards me, and I followed suit. I produced a flute I earned while a warrior in the artic wastes of the barbarian regions of Kuln, and I started to play. The sound dampened all others around it, turning our most boisterous shout to a faint whisper.
"I have been given the right to offer a grant of land to each of you, and the right to attend a ceremony of knighthood. Land and title would place you amongst the nobility. . . "
"trumpery trash, titles, and over-fed bastards, nobility" Reinare responded. Malain frowned, but Vilindos continued on without stopping.
"Nobility, a precious thing in this land. It could give you a life of ease and freedom from worry. I know of your stories . . . I have learned of all that you have done. I know Darius, the warrior who has lost many along his way. And Derrik of Watching Clan, in whom the blood of the Godspear flows. I will not force any of you into the fray; it is your choice to make, say true." Vilindos stopped, and pulled from his pockets a small pipe. He sat back waiting for the inevitable questions. But here he tuned even me out; his trust in me is less than perfect, and I trust his decision.
They were silent for five minutes, and when I finally heard them again, they had come to the conclusion that they would accept the Imperium's offer, and some offer which had been agreed upon. Though this was a dangerous business for Vilin to speak of, I believe he has chosen wisely these men. It was only a few minutes more of discussion before they ran to the sound of screams; I have heard rumors of a battle, but my knowledge of what happened is faulty at best.
-Diary of Ami the Handsome, 12th Day of Ascension, 1590.
Next Installment: The Testimony of Elinor Callivari, before the Council of Bells in Ostarnauch.
[[The Year of the Pretender Story-Hour is a fuller interpretation of the Year of the Pretender Chat-Game, held in the room #YearofthePretender on chat.psionics.net on Sundays and Wednesdays 10-2(4) EST. This Story-Hour will be in various formats at the start; from diary entries to discourse, testimonies, etc. As the party gains fame, the Story Hour will be altered as such, and may include diary entries from players and main-characters, along with out-of-session events included.]]
Thanke for reading,
-Loonook
Chapter 1: Until Death Do Us Part:
"Being the Imperial Representative at the wedding, I was surprised that such a thing could happen. A full investigation is to be launched into the occurrence, and the men who were involved."
- Carler Vindsolan, Imperial Courtier.
"I believe I have made a grave mistake... it is your duty to prove me wrong."
- Vilindos the Bright Friar, Slave-trader.
It was a beautiful ceremony. As the name of Yuasia Tyendor was intoned, and her blessings placed upon the house, I wept at the chanter's kind words to the wedding party. It was a beautiful thing; I believe in my heart of hearts that this marriage will be a long-lasting one, but I could not wait: I had business.
My companion Vilindos, a great man and compassionate servant of the Imperium in all of his pursuits, had sent me to this festival to gather a few men. My uses to him are far fewer than they once were; I was never a true fighter, only a chronicler of the events which were around me. And as I exited the enormous arch of Yuasia I knew my task would be difficult. Hundreds had gathered outside of the temple, and for what? To see the wedding of a noble and a sorceress? No . . . the wedding was a spectacle, a place to be seen. If you aren't there to climb the social ladder your hands are in a hundred pockets, foolish nobles too soft-minded to keep their eyes on their coinpurses in the middle of a crowd. As I saw the dark-skinned figure attempt to hide from me, I knew I had found my mark. And so I touched her mind.
I saw you before you hid, fair Taren. Perhaps a bit more respect for your good friend Ami?
Ohh.. Ami. I hardly saw ye. How is the old bastard treating you? I heard he had taken you to his bed . . . his desire for young sweet boys has always been a weakness.
Aye, he has . . . but such is the way of those above your ken. I've been sent to pay a handsome for your assistance . . . and since we have, a past, I would be willing to pay it.
A past! We were married! Five years of my life and you want to forget it? We were meant for each other, we even know the other's thoughts!
A cheap sorcery, given to us by your father . . . may he rot forever more. You were a marriage of convenience and property, and you knew I could not stand your . . .
Still your tongue, fair-one. you have hurt me once, I will not let ye again. I will do what you wish, and you know my price.
Would five hundred satisfy you? It is, after all, just a meeting to bring a few to the wedding
Aye, five hundred . . . I suspect you want me to call the others?
Aye, I'll give you their names, and I know you can find them on your own
When I gave her the names I went off, to visit the noble house Callivar. A beautiful structure; its architecture rose high into the heavens, sharply standing between earth and sky. I gave my invitation at the door and sat at my table, only to be found by my good-sir Vilindos and Malain, his head servant.
"I trust my songbird has done his duty? I need these men, Ami, more than you will ever know. Though I have lost much, I cannot lose Ralpi; he was too fine a friend, and he brought me some of the life I have gained here." Vilindos still stood at the table, larger-than-life. He was tall yet thick, bordering on obese; he fanned himself as he spoke, the room being far too hot for his tastes. I have seen that fan do many impressive things, but Vilindos did not expose all of his secrets until there was a need. Malain was his normal withdrawn self; dressed in somber black, the man seemed prepared for a warrior's funeral rather than the joyous wedding before him. He sipped a glass of wine brought by a young servant, and extended his bony hand to touch my shoulder.
"Though the Friar is blinded by your beauty, I am not of his tastes. We pay you well for your services; you are a skilled singer, and master of the props we must use to maintain appearances. If any, and I do mean any, person on our list does not respond . . ." Malain then tightened his grip, and my crippled arm throbbed with pain. I always felt that Malain was far too dark of temper to please the good-sir; but his head for numbers and diplomacy was renowned even amongst the more noble professions.
A man entered the room, dressed in fine though somewhat outdated noble fashion. Though noticably older than my own tastes normally allowed, he was a fine figure, and his grace through the crowd was exquisite. He sat down and introduced himself as Reinare. I had heard the name bandied about for quite some time; he was a bard of little note, minor house, and expendable, but his sharp, grating wit and problem with the bottle almost made Malain choose another man, a sorcerer from the School of Charms, for his position. His natural charisma was astounding, as even when he was biting you could not feel truly angered, knowing it was the bitterness of a man well-practiced in the art of acidic commentary.
"Sit down, good-sir, and drink with us. Your men will come along in good time. I know a large amount about you and your commoner tongue, good-sir." I spoke in jest, of course, not wanting to anger but to lighten the situation.
"Strong drink and your silence will make the time past far faster." said Reinare, as he took the closest glass to his lips. He swilled the fine Palace Siran Year 1543 as if it were a commoner's wine, and smiled as he smacked his lips. Though he was of noble blood, his bearing was obviously left something to be desired.
"I will not have my assistant silenced by a bush-knight whelp such as yourself. I too know much about you; your house, your exile, and the troupe which you traveled with. Most were imprisoned by the Imperium for speaking unkind words of the Emperor, but you used your minor pull to have it forgotten, right? A harmless prank under duress? Do not take us for fools, though we may appear far different from you." Vilindos' long wind was enough to break Reinare's ire, and as we sat sipping wine we finally saw the other two. A man dressed in finery and a man dressed in rags; the prior led by Taren, the other alone.
I did as ye asked, and I expect payment.
Sit down, my beauty, and we'll see to your payment.
When they all sat down, Vilindos deigned to speak yet again.
"Gentlemen, Lady Taren. I am Vilindos, and I have been sent by others who wish you to accept a certain responsibility. As you have most likely seen, the Imperium has begun to track and assault those who worship openly the spirits which dwell in the land. While some call this a holy crusade and others a ploy for power, I believe the tale is deeper than that. Rumors of strange activity, and the disappearance of one of my comrades has led me to believe there is something beneath the surface. However, if my notions are true, the standard methods of communication and seeking out the answer to my question could prove dangerous. Thus, I make an offer; I extend the offer to each of you." Vilindos took a short sip, and raised his glass to a passerby. While he did so he motioned towards me, and I followed suit. I produced a flute I earned while a warrior in the artic wastes of the barbarian regions of Kuln, and I started to play. The sound dampened all others around it, turning our most boisterous shout to a faint whisper.
"I have been given the right to offer a grant of land to each of you, and the right to attend a ceremony of knighthood. Land and title would place you amongst the nobility. . . "
"trumpery trash, titles, and over-fed bastards, nobility" Reinare responded. Malain frowned, but Vilindos continued on without stopping.
"Nobility, a precious thing in this land. It could give you a life of ease and freedom from worry. I know of your stories . . . I have learned of all that you have done. I know Darius, the warrior who has lost many along his way. And Derrik of Watching Clan, in whom the blood of the Godspear flows. I will not force any of you into the fray; it is your choice to make, say true." Vilindos stopped, and pulled from his pockets a small pipe. He sat back waiting for the inevitable questions. But here he tuned even me out; his trust in me is less than perfect, and I trust his decision.
They were silent for five minutes, and when I finally heard them again, they had come to the conclusion that they would accept the Imperium's offer, and some offer which had been agreed upon. Though this was a dangerous business for Vilin to speak of, I believe he has chosen wisely these men. It was only a few minutes more of discussion before they ran to the sound of screams; I have heard rumors of a battle, but my knowledge of what happened is faulty at best.
-Diary of Ami the Handsome, 12th Day of Ascension, 1590.
Next Installment: The Testimony of Elinor Callivari, before the Council of Bells in Ostarnauch.
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