Hairy Minotaur
Explorer
To new heights
Kessen approaches the temple and the priests shift so as to block his entrance as well.
"Is there a problem?" Kessen inquires
"Not at all, your teifling Kador friend over there just tried to get in and now here you are, trying the same thing." A priest replies
"Pfft. Please, I don't know who that guy was. I'm here for my friends." Kessen responds
"Move along then, there are no friends of yours within this temple's walls, and tell your teifling pal to quit walking along this street alone at night. Someone's liable to snatch him away from you, then you'd be all alone." The priest informs Kessen
Realizing it to be a moot point, Kessen relents and backs away from the temple. He turns and heads back to the Horned Devil and catches up to Menthos.
"What did you do?!" Kessen shouts as he grabs the teifling's arm and spins Menthos around to face him.
"I did nothing, I tried to get in to get Ham-like and Droopy but they wouldn't let me in either." Menthos explains
"They called you Kador, is that your real name?" Kessen demands
"No. That is the name of the God of Fire, who's temple I went to in order to help us out with these Shalimyrians. I guess the two temples don't get along?" Menthos replied
"Are you actually this stupid? What made you think they would get along?" Kessen decries
"I figured steam was good, and hot baths are good. Mr. Lyptus can't take a cold bath, otherwise I'd be known as Mr. Limptus and that would be one of those reverse nicknames I'd never live down." Menthos responds
"Is that all you're about? It occurs to me that you couldn't care less about anyone else nor about their feelings." Kessen states as he jabs an index finger into Menthos' shoulder.
"When you're planting a forest, it behooves you to check the soil for consistency, aeration, and nutrients. It's not my fault you couldn't get wet if I dropped you in the ocean and you swam back to shore." Menthos explains
"Now you're just talking out of you back end. What are you going to do about Haimish and Doopa?" Kessen demands
"Nothing, They're big boys, they can take care of themselves." Menthos answers and begins to walk away.
Kessen grabs Menthos again and this time throws him to the ground after spinning him around.
"Unacceptable!" Kessen shouts
"What do you want me to do? Fight a whole temple, start a religious war, disturb the peace and get thrown in jail?" Menthos replies calmly
Options run through Kessen's mind, none of them seemed possible or heroic. Frustrated Kessen kicks the street next to Menthos and screams silently at the heavens. Kessen leaves Menthos sitting there and heads off to find an inn with a remaining bed for the next few hours.
Menthos picks himself up and continues to the Horned Devil where he spends the rest of the night until dawn.
The sun rises, breakfast comes and goes, and about ten in the morning a rested Haimish awakes. Doopa stands ridged above Haimish, eyes red with dozens of strained blood vessels.
"Doopa turn." The ogre announce and collapses upon the cot. Haimish dives off just before Doopa's tired body lands. Almost instantly the ogre begins to snore, Haimish guesses he probably fell asleep during the fall. Grinning from the new pun, Haimish thanks his Shalimyr hosts and exits the building to find an anxious Turgar, Kessen, and Xanthos waiting for him.
"Where's Doopa?" Kessen asks
"Dead I hope." Turgar interjects
"Dead tired is more like it. He'll be sleeping for a while." Haimish answers
"What about you? Are you alright?" Kessen asks
"Never better, I got a great night's sleep." Haimish answers
"Odd, so nothing happened to you?" Turgar inquires
"Nope, not a thing. I don't know what's going on, but I don't think the temple has anything to do with it." Haimish states
Kessen then relates his encounter with a priest atop the roof across from the temple, and of Menthos' travel to the Kador temple and their inability to retrieve Haimish and Doopa following that.
"Certainly a mystery, one I plan on pondering right after I get that gem for Lord De' Lite." Haimish announces
"Hold up there speedy. You don't even know how to get in there." Kessen warns
"Nonsense, a good bribe goes a long ways to getting my into places." Haimish answers
"I still think we need to get someone else in there before you, you're so excited your liable to get in the door and start digging to get to the lower floors." Xanthos comments
"I agree, that place is probably crawling with magic, I wouldn't doubt that the very walls themselves weren't alive. Constantly watching, in fact the more I think about, the more this sounds like an elaborate suicide attempt." Turgar offers
"Lord De' Lite wouldn't send me to my death, he told me I had potential and that he had faith in my abilities. Why else would he give me the bribe money upfront to pay my way in?" Haimish relates
"Maybe you should spend it on a couple of slaves and send them instead. At least you'd still be alive?" Kessen asks
"No, It must be me. I will do it alone if I have to." Haimish states
"Why don't you let Xanthos try his plan and you go scope out that tavern we passed about a block north of the school and see if anyone in there knows anything. Maybe you could get a job singing and get some contacts that way?" Kessen implores
Haimish ponders that plan for a moment, "Okay, but let me know if you find anything out." Haimish points to Xanthos
Haimish starts off to The Scholar's Inn, Kessen turns to Turgar, "Maybe you should go with him and keep him out of trouble?"
Turgar agrees and follows the bard off to the inn.
"Good thinking scout. Brilliant." Xanthos smacks Kessen's shoulder
"Yeah, all we have to do now is get you inside." Kessen answered
Kessen plops himself down on the street corner at an angle so as to see the entire side of the School of Ancient Knowledge that had the only structure that resembled an entrance.
"Psst, what are you doing?" a familiar voice whispered in Kessen's ear, however he was hoping he was delusional.
"Hey." the voice called out whilst poking the human in the head, Kessen looked up at his worst fears as Menthos stood above him.
"Get lost." Kessen's reply came
"Already played that. I won too, so the challenge just isn't there for me anymore." Menthos answers
"You'll just foul this up, go find a prostitute who takes charity cases, I don't care what you do just get out of here." Kessen spits through clenched teeth.
"Fine." Menthos replies, he looks up and sees a small child heading up the couple of steps to the entrance of the School of Ancient Magic.
"Hey, what's that kid doing? You see that Kessen?" Menthos asks while shoving Kessen's shoulder and pointing out the child to him.
"Go away!" Kessen replies
Perturbed, Menthos brushes away Kessen and starts off towards the child, "If Kessen doesn't want a closer look, then I'll take it. Maybe the kid's got a secret password to get in?"
"@#%*" Kessen curses as Menthos trots off towards the entrance to the school. Kessen springs up from his sitting position and sprints after Menthos
As soon as Xanthos reached the first step, he could feel the weight of a dozen stares behind him as passersby stopped to view in wonderment this small boy as he climbed the steps to the School of Ancient Knowledge. He reached the landing and the immense stone door stood before him, mocking his stature the way a giant does to most living things. Xanthos felt compelled to turn around and look the gawking crowd in the face, he steeled his nerves however and reached for the door and rapped on it softly. Then returned his hand to his side, the weight of the eyes behind him lifted and Xanthos felt easier, though still not wanting to turn around to see why people had suddenly stopped watching him now.
The stopped crowd in front of the school quickly turned their attention from the oddity of a small poor boy at the base of the School of Ancient Knowledge to the commotion just to the left of the entrance as a human spear tackled a teifling to the ground.
"I told you to get out of here!" Kessen shouts as both men tumble to the ground
Startled and his breath pounded out of him, Menthos tries to turn on his back to see who or what just attacked him. Kessen's voice breaks through his pain though and anger begins to stir within the teifling.
Kessen punches the back of Menthos' head while wrapping his arm around the teifling's left leg to help pin him to the ground.
"Ack! Look sir, I told you I wasn't into your sick sexual games!" Menthos yells, the gathered crowd of onlookers gasp at the accusation and Kessen pauses his beaten to ponder Menthos' words.
The lull in the attack gives Menthos the advantage as he pulls out a miniature mace and jabs it into Kessen's face. Kessen falls backwards off of Menthos, grabbing his face and wiping away the tears from his watering eyes.
"What was that?! It stings. I can't see." Kessen cries
"Just a little mace, extra spicy." Menthos answers
"What is it you want little boy!" A voice booms from the other side of the door.
"Please sir, I am homeless and have no money. I was wondering if there is anything I could clean for you. Maybe a floor or hallway. I am a good scrubber." Xanthos replies
"There's no need for that. Please be gone!" The voice booms back in Xanthos' head.
Wincing from the mental reverberations, Xanthos knocks again, "Please I would do anything. You wouldn't even have to pay me, you could view my work when I am through and judge for yourself."
Nothing comes into his head, just when Xanthos was ready to give up, "There is one thing you could do."
"Oh anything sir!" Xanthos enthusiastically answers
Xanthos stands ready to have the door open, only he is whisked from the door by a stone hand. Gathering his wits about himself, Xanthos realizes that one of the stone gargoyles from the roof has swooped down and plucked him from the front door.
The gargoyle deposits Xanthos on the roof and then takes off down the back alley of the school, Xanthos races to the edge and peers over to see the gargoyle disappear through an open door in the back alley.
"You may commence scrubbing the gargoyles and roof of pigeon dung." The voice returns
Xanthos looks around for a bucket and brush but sees none, "I will need a brush and some water sir."
The gargoyle returns through the door it entered carrying the supplies Xanthos needs to complete his job. The stone creature dumps the supplies next to Xanthos and then returns to its post, watching the world below the school.
Kessen approaches the temple and the priests shift so as to block his entrance as well.
"Is there a problem?" Kessen inquires
"Not at all, your teifling Kador friend over there just tried to get in and now here you are, trying the same thing." A priest replies
"Pfft. Please, I don't know who that guy was. I'm here for my friends." Kessen responds
"Move along then, there are no friends of yours within this temple's walls, and tell your teifling pal to quit walking along this street alone at night. Someone's liable to snatch him away from you, then you'd be all alone." The priest informs Kessen
Realizing it to be a moot point, Kessen relents and backs away from the temple. He turns and heads back to the Horned Devil and catches up to Menthos.
"What did you do?!" Kessen shouts as he grabs the teifling's arm and spins Menthos around to face him.
"I did nothing, I tried to get in to get Ham-like and Droopy but they wouldn't let me in either." Menthos explains
"They called you Kador, is that your real name?" Kessen demands
"No. That is the name of the God of Fire, who's temple I went to in order to help us out with these Shalimyrians. I guess the two temples don't get along?" Menthos replied
"Are you actually this stupid? What made you think they would get along?" Kessen decries
"I figured steam was good, and hot baths are good. Mr. Lyptus can't take a cold bath, otherwise I'd be known as Mr. Limptus and that would be one of those reverse nicknames I'd never live down." Menthos responds
"Is that all you're about? It occurs to me that you couldn't care less about anyone else nor about their feelings." Kessen states as he jabs an index finger into Menthos' shoulder.
"When you're planting a forest, it behooves you to check the soil for consistency, aeration, and nutrients. It's not my fault you couldn't get wet if I dropped you in the ocean and you swam back to shore." Menthos explains
"Now you're just talking out of you back end. What are you going to do about Haimish and Doopa?" Kessen demands
"Nothing, They're big boys, they can take care of themselves." Menthos answers and begins to walk away.
Kessen grabs Menthos again and this time throws him to the ground after spinning him around.
"Unacceptable!" Kessen shouts
"What do you want me to do? Fight a whole temple, start a religious war, disturb the peace and get thrown in jail?" Menthos replies calmly
Options run through Kessen's mind, none of them seemed possible or heroic. Frustrated Kessen kicks the street next to Menthos and screams silently at the heavens. Kessen leaves Menthos sitting there and heads off to find an inn with a remaining bed for the next few hours.
Menthos picks himself up and continues to the Horned Devil where he spends the rest of the night until dawn.
The sun rises, breakfast comes and goes, and about ten in the morning a rested Haimish awakes. Doopa stands ridged above Haimish, eyes red with dozens of strained blood vessels.
"Doopa turn." The ogre announce and collapses upon the cot. Haimish dives off just before Doopa's tired body lands. Almost instantly the ogre begins to snore, Haimish guesses he probably fell asleep during the fall. Grinning from the new pun, Haimish thanks his Shalimyr hosts and exits the building to find an anxious Turgar, Kessen, and Xanthos waiting for him.
"Where's Doopa?" Kessen asks
"Dead I hope." Turgar interjects
"Dead tired is more like it. He'll be sleeping for a while." Haimish answers
"What about you? Are you alright?" Kessen asks
"Never better, I got a great night's sleep." Haimish answers
"Odd, so nothing happened to you?" Turgar inquires
"Nope, not a thing. I don't know what's going on, but I don't think the temple has anything to do with it." Haimish states
Kessen then relates his encounter with a priest atop the roof across from the temple, and of Menthos' travel to the Kador temple and their inability to retrieve Haimish and Doopa following that.
"Certainly a mystery, one I plan on pondering right after I get that gem for Lord De' Lite." Haimish announces
"Hold up there speedy. You don't even know how to get in there." Kessen warns
"Nonsense, a good bribe goes a long ways to getting my into places." Haimish answers
"I still think we need to get someone else in there before you, you're so excited your liable to get in the door and start digging to get to the lower floors." Xanthos comments
"I agree, that place is probably crawling with magic, I wouldn't doubt that the very walls themselves weren't alive. Constantly watching, in fact the more I think about, the more this sounds like an elaborate suicide attempt." Turgar offers
"Lord De' Lite wouldn't send me to my death, he told me I had potential and that he had faith in my abilities. Why else would he give me the bribe money upfront to pay my way in?" Haimish relates
"Maybe you should spend it on a couple of slaves and send them instead. At least you'd still be alive?" Kessen asks
"No, It must be me. I will do it alone if I have to." Haimish states
"Why don't you let Xanthos try his plan and you go scope out that tavern we passed about a block north of the school and see if anyone in there knows anything. Maybe you could get a job singing and get some contacts that way?" Kessen implores
Haimish ponders that plan for a moment, "Okay, but let me know if you find anything out." Haimish points to Xanthos
Haimish starts off to The Scholar's Inn, Kessen turns to Turgar, "Maybe you should go with him and keep him out of trouble?"
Turgar agrees and follows the bard off to the inn.
"Good thinking scout. Brilliant." Xanthos smacks Kessen's shoulder
"Yeah, all we have to do now is get you inside." Kessen answered
Kessen plops himself down on the street corner at an angle so as to see the entire side of the School of Ancient Knowledge that had the only structure that resembled an entrance.
"Psst, what are you doing?" a familiar voice whispered in Kessen's ear, however he was hoping he was delusional.
"Hey." the voice called out whilst poking the human in the head, Kessen looked up at his worst fears as Menthos stood above him.
"Get lost." Kessen's reply came
"Already played that. I won too, so the challenge just isn't there for me anymore." Menthos answers
"You'll just foul this up, go find a prostitute who takes charity cases, I don't care what you do just get out of here." Kessen spits through clenched teeth.
"Fine." Menthos replies, he looks up and sees a small child heading up the couple of steps to the entrance of the School of Ancient Magic.
"Hey, what's that kid doing? You see that Kessen?" Menthos asks while shoving Kessen's shoulder and pointing out the child to him.
"Go away!" Kessen replies
Perturbed, Menthos brushes away Kessen and starts off towards the child, "If Kessen doesn't want a closer look, then I'll take it. Maybe the kid's got a secret password to get in?"
"@#%*" Kessen curses as Menthos trots off towards the entrance to the school. Kessen springs up from his sitting position and sprints after Menthos
As soon as Xanthos reached the first step, he could feel the weight of a dozen stares behind him as passersby stopped to view in wonderment this small boy as he climbed the steps to the School of Ancient Knowledge. He reached the landing and the immense stone door stood before him, mocking his stature the way a giant does to most living things. Xanthos felt compelled to turn around and look the gawking crowd in the face, he steeled his nerves however and reached for the door and rapped on it softly. Then returned his hand to his side, the weight of the eyes behind him lifted and Xanthos felt easier, though still not wanting to turn around to see why people had suddenly stopped watching him now.
The stopped crowd in front of the school quickly turned their attention from the oddity of a small poor boy at the base of the School of Ancient Knowledge to the commotion just to the left of the entrance as a human spear tackled a teifling to the ground.
"I told you to get out of here!" Kessen shouts as both men tumble to the ground
Startled and his breath pounded out of him, Menthos tries to turn on his back to see who or what just attacked him. Kessen's voice breaks through his pain though and anger begins to stir within the teifling.
Kessen punches the back of Menthos' head while wrapping his arm around the teifling's left leg to help pin him to the ground.
"Ack! Look sir, I told you I wasn't into your sick sexual games!" Menthos yells, the gathered crowd of onlookers gasp at the accusation and Kessen pauses his beaten to ponder Menthos' words.
The lull in the attack gives Menthos the advantage as he pulls out a miniature mace and jabs it into Kessen's face. Kessen falls backwards off of Menthos, grabbing his face and wiping away the tears from his watering eyes.
"What was that?! It stings. I can't see." Kessen cries
"Just a little mace, extra spicy." Menthos answers
"What is it you want little boy!" A voice booms from the other side of the door.
"Please sir, I am homeless and have no money. I was wondering if there is anything I could clean for you. Maybe a floor or hallway. I am a good scrubber." Xanthos replies
"There's no need for that. Please be gone!" The voice booms back in Xanthos' head.
Wincing from the mental reverberations, Xanthos knocks again, "Please I would do anything. You wouldn't even have to pay me, you could view my work when I am through and judge for yourself."
Nothing comes into his head, just when Xanthos was ready to give up, "There is one thing you could do."
"Oh anything sir!" Xanthos enthusiastically answers
Xanthos stands ready to have the door open, only he is whisked from the door by a stone hand. Gathering his wits about himself, Xanthos realizes that one of the stone gargoyles from the roof has swooped down and plucked him from the front door.
The gargoyle deposits Xanthos on the roof and then takes off down the back alley of the school, Xanthos races to the edge and peers over to see the gargoyle disappear through an open door in the back alley.
"You may commence scrubbing the gargoyles and roof of pigeon dung." The voice returns
Xanthos looks around for a bucket and brush but sees none, "I will need a brush and some water sir."
The gargoyle returns through the door it entered carrying the supplies Xanthos needs to complete his job. The stone creature dumps the supplies next to Xanthos and then returns to its post, watching the world below the school.