Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing

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Atavar

First Post

• Dec 6, 2006

• #1

Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane.passing.gas.ap/index.html

I am reminded of a D&D session in which a marilith created a cloudkill, and then a party member cast fireball within it....

Later,

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Jesus_marley

First Post

• Dec 6, 2006

• #2

Fart your way off a plane in one easy lesson!

 

jaerdaph

#UkraineStrong

• Dec 6, 2006

• #3

THIS IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!

And before anyone reports me to the monitors for crossing the no politics/no religion line, I' talking about the baked bean company here!

http://www.bushbeans.com

 

BOZ

Creature Cataloguer

• Dec 11, 2006

• #4

heh heh...

 

Darth K'Trava

First Post

• Dec 12, 2006

• #5

jaerdaph said:

THIS IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!

And before anyone reports me to the monitors for crossing the no politics/no religion line, I' talking about the baked bean company here!

http://www.bushbeans.com

Click to expand...

On that vein.... wanna meet Bush???

*lobs can of beans*




Guess she had spell focus: Stinking Cloud and Fireball

 

Dire Bare

Legend

• Dec 12, 2006

• #6

Hate to burst everyone's bubble, but despite the headlines it wasn't the poor woman's flatulence that grounded the plane and got her banned from the airline, it was her lighting of matches on the plane to cover the odor.

Other passengers had no idea somebody was supposedly stinking up the house after a hearty meal of bush beans, but when they smelled the odor of burnt matches people started getting worried . . .

The woman grounded the plane out of stupity rather than stinkyness . . . which is still a pretty good story . . .