Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing

[Atavar]

Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/12/06/plane.passing.gas.ap/index.html

I am reminded of a D&D session in which a marilith created a cloudkill, and then a party member cast fireball within it....

Later,

Atavar

 

[Jesus_marley]

Fart your way off a plane in one easy lesson!

 

[jaerdaph]

THIS IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!

And before anyone reports me to the monitors for crossing the no politics/no religion line, I' talking about the baked bean company here!

http://www.bushbeans.com

 

[BOZ]

heh heh...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

THIS IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!

And before anyone reports me to the monitors for crossing the no politics/no religion line, I' talking about the baked bean company here!

http://www.bushbeans.com

On that vein.... wanna meet Bush???

*lobs can of beans*




Guess she had spell focus: Stinking Cloud and Fireball

 

[Dire Bare]

Hate to burst everyone's bubble, but despite the headlines it wasn't the poor woman's flatulence that grounded the plane and got her banned from the airline, it was her lighting of matches on the plane to cover the odor.

Other passengers had no idea somebody was supposedly stinking up the house after a hearty meal of bush beans, but when they smelled the odor of burnt matches people started getting worried . . .

The woman grounded the plane out of stupity rather than stinkyness . . . which is still a pretty good story . . .