"If all your significant other's pet names for you are things like "Honey", or "Puddin'"...she might be a cannibal!"
"If your significant other keeps adding chopped onions, carrots & celery to your hot tub water...she might be a cannibal!"
"If your significant other says she was attracted to you because of your "fine marbling, Ha-Ha"...she might be a cannibal!"
"If your significant other keeps adding chopped onions, carrots & celery to your hot tub water...she might be a cannibal!"
"If your significant other says she was attracted to you because of your "fine marbling, Ha-Ha"...she might be a cannibal!"