No use big words play Og! (Now Playing - Big Hairy Smelly Things)

Sniktch

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• Feb 6, 2003

• #1

Introduction

In a tiny village near a great river live a tribe of cavepeople - twelve men, four women, and fifteen children. The people in the tribe share everything. Yes, I mean everything. And they all lived together in harmony with nature.

One day the chief of the tribe called a group of his best cavemen together and made an announcement:

You go. Big hairy thing. Food. Go big hairy thing. Go big cave. Small rock. Tree. Sleep. Sun.

Apparently he wants you to go searching for a new cave and a new supply of big hairy things. His words invoke images of rolling hills, a rock formation and trees, one day's journey from camp. Maybe two. Its hard to tell if Sleep and then Sun means one day or two. You're all a little confused, but nevertheless the next morning you set forth with high hopes on a quest that you'll never forget.

Good luck, have fun, and above all else, stay in character!

 

Last edited: Apr 4, 2003

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Yellow Sign

Explorer

• Feb 6, 2003

• #2

Mogg happy. Mogg go find new place. Mogg back ached from sleeping on rock in cave. New cave better. (These are the thoughts jumping around Mogg's small mind as they prepared to head off.)

Mogg coughed, sneezed, hummed, and farted as they got ready to go. "Thing. Thing? Thinnnnnng!!" he happy chatted to anyone who would listen.

 

Last edited: Feb 6, 2003

Ashwyn

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• Feb 6, 2003

• #3

Spid woke up, went out of the cave. Spid realized he was thirsty. Spid saw Mogg. "You." He said, pointing to Mogg. "Water." Spid then waited for Mogg to respond.

 

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Knight Otu

First Post

• Feb 6, 2003

• #4

Rather confused, Gug turns around and around, following the other cavemen he remembers, grunting "big?" on occasion. He doesn't really know where to go.

 

Yellow Sign

Explorer

• Feb 6, 2003

• #5

Mogg looks up as Spid speaks to him. A blank look is followed by a big grin that spreads on his face. "Thing!" he shouts and runs down to the river. Dipping a hand full of water out of the river, Mogg runs back to Spid. After the long run, Mogg is tired and thirsty so he drinks the water in his cupped hand. He looks at Spid and wonders what Spid wants. "Thing?"

 

Sniktch

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• Feb 6, 2003

• #6

OOC: Sorry, got called away for a few minutes before I could give you more direction

The cavemen wake in the morning with high hopes, and after some conversation they start to wander away from camp, grunting, arguing, and farting. You walk about half the day, and then you find yourself in a forest. You see the following:

Big Tree. Small Tree. Big Tree. Small Tree. Big Tree. Small Tree. Big Tree. Small Tree.

Small smelly go. Small smelly crawl. Small smelly go tree.

A small smelly thing crawls through the trees nearby. You know the chief wants you to find a cave on the other side of the trees, but you have no idea how to find your way through them. And there's a small smelly thing crawling nearby - it might be food or it might be bad. Come to think of it, most food is bad until bangy caveman gets through with it

 

Ashwyn

First Post

• Feb 6, 2003

• #7

Spid stares at the smelly thing.

 

Last edited: Feb 6, 2003

Sniktch

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• Feb 6, 2003

• #8

Ashwyn said:

Spid stares at the smelly thing.

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Small smelly thing go tree.

 

Ashwyn

First Post

• Feb 6, 2003

• #9

Spid points to Gug. "You", he says, and then motions for Gug to go into the tree, and grabs Mogg and hits him, signifying that he wants Gug to hit the smelly thing.

 

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Knight Otu

First Post

• Feb 6, 2003

• #10

Gug scratches his head, and the goes to head butt the tree Spid pointed at. "Snort, Big!"