Heres some quotes pasted from here
http://www.macs.unisa.edu.au/khendar/lyrical/lw9.8.02w3quotes.html just a sampling:
So is that 2 provisinal players ?
Human :: Captain
" I should've been a farmer like my father wanted."
"Lousy pay, constant, danger..."
"Well, at least I get to hob-knob with Royalty."
Human :: Knight :: TOP
"My favourite colour is blue......No!! Yelloooooooooooooowwww [fades]"
""VICTORY FOR [helmet visor shuts] loommonnleannn...."
"Dost thou speak unto me??"
"By the GODS you are annoying"
"I never say Nii"
"Damn helmet - cant seem to get this thing...."
Human :: Footman ::
"Dont ask...dont tell.."
"Grab your sword and fight the hoard !!!!!"
"Uncle Lothar wants YOU!!!"
"Its only a fleshwound.."
Human :: Peasant :: TOP
"You're the king ? Well I didn't vote for you!!"
"We found a witch! May we burn her ??"
"HELP!! HELP!! I'm being repressed!!"
"A horse kicked me once. It hurt"
Elf :: Priest ::
"Scalpel......sponge.......magic wand......"
"CLEAR!!.......*ZZZZZZAAAAAAAP!!*..."
"Crossover children, cross over into the light."
"I have been chosen, by the Big Metal Hand in the sky!!"
"[said really quickly] side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomitting, water retention, painful recollege, halucinations, dementia, psychosis, death and haletosis. Magic is not for everyone. Please consult your Doctor before use.."
Elf :: Sorceress ::
"Get down sparky.."
"Click me baby, one more time"
"Maybe you need a strategy guide....."
"I dont remember casting slow on you....."
"You dont get out much do you?"
"Lets chat on BattleNet sometime"
"For the End of the World spell, press control, alt, delete....."
Dwarf :: Rifleman ::
"This..is..my..BOOMSTICK!!!!"
"[drunk sounding] Where's me drink ?"
"[drunk again] I can't shoot straight unless I've had a pint!"
"[still drunk] AAhhh, here's me drink. GET IN MY BELLY!!"
"Guns dont kill people, I KILL PEOPLE!!! HAHAHA!!!"
"[singing] Dont shoot shoot shoot that thing at mee.."
"I shot the Sherrif, and the Deputy, and your wee little doggie too!!"
"You'll take me blunderbuss when you pry it from me cold dead hands!!"
Dwarf :: Gryphon Rider ::
"Judge me my me size will ya?"
"Its not the size of the hammer that counts, its how you wield it!!"
"Someone gave me the bird"
"This Warhammer cost 40K...HEHEH"
"Half this beast isn't dangerous, but the other half is Danger" <=== ???
Dwarf :: Gyro Pilot :: TOP
"Ooops I dropped somethin'..." *whistle BOOM*
"Stay on target...."
"You can be my wingman anytime"
"Pilot to bombadier......bombadier here - go ahead pilot"
"I will demonstrate the doppler effect......doooOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEEeeeerrrr...."
"There's.....something......on the wing......."
"I'm on a a different plane of existance. Gettit ?? PLANE ??"
Undead :: Ghoul ::
"Wassuuuuup"
"Me eat dead people"
"Me scarey"
"Me eat brains"
"No guts, no glory"
Undead :: Shade ::
"I'm but a shadow of my former self"
"What we do in death, echoes in eternity"
"Death is its own reward"
"I'm having a mid-death crisis"
"[singing] IIIIIII.....dont got no body...."
"I'm invisible, gaseous and deadly"
Undead :: Acolyte ::
"This is the hour of the scourge"
"Death shall cleanse the world"
"All I see is blackness......Oh....my hood is down"
"Let blood drown the weak"
"My life for Eyre....err....I mean, Nah'zul"
"Would you like to know the secret to happiness ? ....page 246"
"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.....and you get dental"
Undead :: Necromancer ::
"Everybody lives, not everybody truly dies"
"I love the dead......frequently"
"[whispered] I see dead people..."
"You smell something? [sniff] Oh its just the troops"
"Right click for hot undead action"
Undead :: Fiend :: TOP
"You rang?"
"What a tangled web we weave"
"Spider senses - tingling"
"Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel"
"And my bottom half was on Animal Planet"
"My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle"
"I like chicks that are into bondage"
"I'm stuck on bandages because bandages are stuck on me" ????????