Dunamin
First Post
Even as the golem smashes into Woe again, he staggers back in for more – too stubborn to die and too cocky to quit.
“Well, it’s been fun dancing with you rotten abominations, but we’re sorta on the clock here.”
Too cocky, in fact, to stop talking thrash, even while it’s getting near impossible to see through his own blood.
“So, I think I speak for everyone here - including all the people of the isles, the gods, your momma, and potential readers if this was a story - when I say:”
“Will you just die already!”
Woe pounces on the flesh golem before it can lash out at Hacker, making a roundhouse kick that manages to crush all five-and-a-half pairs of its stitched-up testicles in true domino-style. As the golem leans forward in pain, Woe delivers a shield-held uppercut to send splinters of its nasal bone flying, thus more than returning the favour for his broken nose.
Finally, Woe skips onto one of the golem’s knees, hops up to its head and fully drives his spear through it in a spectacularly gory display that rains blood and brains down on Hacker and Kathalia. The warrior doesn’t stop until he’s penetrated hilt-deep into its eye – which happens to be at the same position where Woe earlier suffered a burning splinter lodged in.
Even as the colossus falls, Woe leaps onwards to the last standing zombie, despite working through a haze of pain. Though his strike seems out of reach, its chest gives way to coils of lightning that mimic the form of his spear.
Having eradicated all opposition, the fighter wipes blood from his face and turns back to his allies.
“That enough a-*****-propriate behaviour for ya?”
[sblock=Actions]Woe slides adjacent to the golem via Hacker’s Virtue of Cunning upon its miss.
When the golem takes an OA on Hacker, Woe crits on the Combat Challenge attack – turning a damage roll of the minimum 7 into the maximum 14!
(the crit also deals an extra 7 lightning damage)
Assuming the golem dies with this total of 21 damage, on his turn Woe attacks the zombie with the reach attack of his spear and hits AC 20 for 10 damage.
Woe just barely fails his save.
Yeah, I’m taking liberties in describing actions and have damned well earned the right to do it!
Woe Chinua - Human Fighter 3
Passive Perception 12, Passive Insight 12
AC 20, Fort 19, Reflex 17, Will 14
HP 16/46, Bloodied 23, Surge Value 11, Surges 8/11
Speed 5, Initiative +3
Action Points: 0,Second Wind
Powers: Cleave, Knockdown Assault, Tide of Iron; Pass Forward; Spear of Myrdroon's Shard;
Passing Attack,Rain of Blows; Comeback Strike, Inspiring Word; Spear of Myrdroon's Shard
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“Well, it’s been fun dancing with you rotten abominations, but we’re sorta on the clock here.”
Too cocky, in fact, to stop talking thrash, even while it’s getting near impossible to see through his own blood.
“So, I think I speak for everyone here - including all the people of the isles, the gods, your momma, and potential readers if this was a story - when I say:”
“Will you just die already!”
Woe pounces on the flesh golem before it can lash out at Hacker, making a roundhouse kick that manages to crush all five-and-a-half pairs of its stitched-up testicles in true domino-style. As the golem leans forward in pain, Woe delivers a shield-held uppercut to send splinters of its nasal bone flying, thus more than returning the favour for his broken nose.
Finally, Woe skips onto one of the golem’s knees, hops up to its head and fully drives his spear through it in a spectacularly gory display that rains blood and brains down on Hacker and Kathalia. The warrior doesn’t stop until he’s penetrated hilt-deep into its eye – which happens to be at the same position where Woe earlier suffered a burning splinter lodged in.
Even as the colossus falls, Woe leaps onwards to the last standing zombie, despite working through a haze of pain. Though his strike seems out of reach, its chest gives way to coils of lightning that mimic the form of his spear.
Having eradicated all opposition, the fighter wipes blood from his face and turns back to his allies.
“That enough a-*****-propriate behaviour for ya?”
[sblock=Actions]Woe slides adjacent to the golem via Hacker’s Virtue of Cunning upon its miss.
When the golem takes an OA on Hacker, Woe crits on the Combat Challenge attack – turning a damage roll of the minimum 7 into the maximum 14!
(the crit also deals an extra 7 lightning damage)Assuming the golem dies with this total of 21 damage, on his turn Woe attacks the zombie with the reach attack of his spear and hits AC 20 for 10 damage.
Woe just barely fails his save.
Yeah, I’m taking liberties in describing actions and have damned well earned the right to do it!
Woe Chinua - Human Fighter 3
Passive Perception 12, Passive Insight 12
AC 20, Fort 19, Reflex 17, Will 14
HP 16/46, Bloodied 23, Surge Value 11, Surges 8/11
Speed 5, Initiative +3
Action Points: 0,
Powers: Cleave, Knockdown Assault, Tide of Iron; Pass Forward; Spear of Myrdroon's Shard;
Passing Attack,
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