Okay, this is quite literally the coolest thing I've seen in 4e. If Essentials can bring this level of awesome with nothing more than a couple of keywords and a badass description?
SOLD.
It really is totally cool. No more will I get a passing annoyance from [no need to name names, is there?]'s "shaking your fist at the clouds" smack talk. No, that's all water under the bridge now.
My 1st level wizard can turn you into a frikkin toad. All is forgiven.