Mercenary Adventures of the B-Team (closed group)

[Blutspitze]

Falk shakes his head slightly back and forth, looking to the chaos that has ensued in the last few seconds. He looks to Surgeon:

Fine mess we've all gotten ourselves into, isn't it, my semi-psychotic friend?

He looks and shouts to the bloodied Mal, standing above the orc.

If you keep running out on your own I'm going make sure we all stop helping you, you witty, retarded SOB!!!

He looks back to Louie and jumps slightly.

Oh right. Forgot you. Drow problems. Ever have them? Don't. Now, Carsys's blade need a new home. Would you kindly oblige?

With a mighty swing, Falk brings down the hammer (in the form of an axe) on the orc's stupid face, attempting to cleave it in two neat, even pieces.

OOC: I'll use my move for the whole yelling at Mal thing, I think it's appropriate for me to not move away after that.... Activate Defender's Aura, MBA swing on my new orc friend.

 

[trolled]

Finally pulling the arrow out of her arm, Ches leans over toward Falkrunn and whispers, "I think Carsys has a crush on his skull. Maybe you should leave them alone for a while," she frowns at bit, then looks directly at Bledso, hefting the spent arrow with fires dancing in her eyes, "Do that again."

 

[larryfinnjr]

Falk shakes his head slightly back and forth, looking to the chaos that has ensued in the last few seconds. He looks to Surgeon:

Fine mess we've all gotten ourselves into, isn't it, my semi-psychotic friend?

He looks and shouts to the bloodied Mal, standing above the orc.

If you keep running out on your own I'm going make sure we all stop helping you, you witty, retarded SOB!!!

He looks back to Louie and jumps slightly.

Oh right. Forgot you. Drow problems. Ever have them? Don't. Now, Carsys's blade need a new home. Would you kindly oblige?

With a mighty swing, Falk brings down the hammer (in the form of an axe) on the orc's stupid face, attempting to cleave it in two neat, even pieces.

OOC: I'll use my move for the whole yelling at Mal thing, I think it's appropriate for me to not move away after that.... Activate Defender's Aura, MBA swing on my new orc friend.

Falk's bladed hammer falls mightily upon the face of Louie, cleaving it in twain just like he imagined, the rest of the orc's body simply collapses into a heap at Falk's feet.

GM: forgot to add this - Falk's NUTS! LOL

Up next: Bledso

 

[larryfinnjr]

Shuffling closer to Kvatch and Smash, Bledso carefully picks out his steps, ensuring his final one lands squarely on Smash's fingers. Catching a glance from Kvatch, Bledso knows what he wants and feels even more empowered to make it happen.

"Kvatch wants the elf dead... but this fiend is fire-incarnate! She... no, Kvatch said the elf, the challenger. Ok, line it up..." he whispers to himself as Bledso takes aim at Mal.

...then looks directly at Bledso, hefting the spent arrow with fires dancing in her eyes, "Do that again."

"Oh no you di'in't..." Slight adjustment to the left... and the arrow finds a home right in Ches' belly. "Eat that, you witch...." And Ches starts a slow slide to the ground, dying.

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Encounter #2 - Kvatch

Initiative
Archer (Bledso)
Surge
Ches
Blades (Huey, Dewey, and Louie)
Mal
Kvatch
Falk

PCs
Mal -- AC 18 / Fort 12 / Ref 16 / Will 11 -- 0 AP, 7/8 surges, 7/25 hp
-- bloodied
Surge -- AC 16 / Fort 15 / Ref 14 / Will 13 -- 1 AP, 10/10 surges, 30/30 hp
--
Ches -- AC 14 / Fort 12 / Ref 14 / Will 13 -- 0 AP, 8/8 surges, 0/25 hp
-- prone, dying
Falk -- AC 20 / Fort 16 / Ref 13 / Will 10 -- 1 AP, 13/13 surges, 33/33 hp
--

Enemies
Bledso -18 dmg taken, bloodied
Huey - DEAD
Dewey - DEAD
Louie - DEAD
Kvatch - 66 dmg taken, prone, dazed (Mal), bloodied

Pre-Round 1 - Kvatch triggered action: Fear in the Ranks, dmg bonus to allies in burst 3

Round 1

Bledso - longbow vs. Ches, hit, 10 dmg

Surge - Magic Weapon, hit, 8 dmg vs. Kvatch, allies +1 hit, +4 dmg until end of next turn, Restive formula on Mal

Ches - Burning Hands - Huey and Dewey killed, 10 dmg Bledso and Kvatch, AP miss vs. Bledso

Louie - charge Mal, hit for 14 dmg

Mal - AoR, pop infusion, charge Kvatch, hit for 26 dmg (incl power strike), DWA miss, AP for 22 more dmg

Kvatch - glaive strike vs. Mal, 14 dmg, recharge no-go

Falk - split Louie's face open, Louie dead

Round 2

Bledso - moves into Kvatch's Lead by Fear aura, longbow vs. Ches w/ Furious Assault - 15 dmg, Ches at 0 hp

Surge -

Ches -

Mal -

Kvatch -

Falk -

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New Map

Up next: Surge, Ches, and Mal...

 

[Phesic]

Surge glances around, a bit panicked.
Too soft, too squishy, too quick.
He screws his courage together (literaly twisting a bolt on his chest) and rushes forward to put himself between Ches and the damnable archer trying to turn her into a quiver. Bending low, and whispering Come on Ches, it's not as bad as it looks. Looking back to the Kvatch who is starring down Mal, Surge mentally pulls the infusions power from its receptacle and hurls it towards Mal battered body.

OOC: Move:G4 Standard:Heal Check to allow a second wind for Ches Minor:Healing infusion Curative formula on Mal (Healing Surge+1, DO NOT SPEND A SURGE, just regain the hit points.) Free:

 

[Phesic]

OOC: Action point!

Tapping ing his own innate desire to see his companions live, Surge raises his crossbow towards Bledso. His target in sight, Surge presses the trigger stopping just shy of releasing the quarrel.
No, you're the annoyance, not the real threat.
His arm swings back to left and levels at Kvatch
You on the other hand...

OOC: Standard: SCOURING WEAPON Target Kvatch Attack Intelligence vs. AC Hit 2[W] + Intelligence modifier acid damage, and the target takes a -2 penalty to AC until the end of your next turn.

Well....frak.

 

[larryfinnjr]

Surge glances around, a bit panicked.
Too soft, too squishy, too quick.
He screws his courage together (literaly twisting a bolt on his chest) and rushes forward to put himself between Ches and the damnable archer trying to turn her into a quiver. Bending low, and whispering Come on Ches, it's not as bad as it looks. Looking back to the Kvatch who is starring down Mal, Surge mentally pulls the infusions power from its receptacle and hurls it towards Mal battered body.

OOC: Action point!

Tapping ing his own innate desire to see his companions live, Surge raises his crossbow towards Bledso. His target in sight, Surge presses the trigger stopping just shy of releasing the quarrel.
No, you're the annoyance, not the real threat.
His arm swings back to left and levels at Kvatch
You on the other hand...
Well....frak.

By outward appearances, one would think Surgeon, the mal-formed warforged, would be slow and clumsy on his feet. And normally he is. But, be it programming or some divine influence on his artificial soul, when it comes to all things bloody he's fast. He might not be ready to put a band-aid on your wittle boo-boo, but if you're on the verge of dying, he's there. Like now.

Before Ches can even finish slumping to the ground, Surge puts his massive bulk between her and the orcs, catches her before she falls, imparts his tactile healing skills upon her flesh, and lies her gently on the ground. Not satisfied with that, he hurls yet another of his concoctions at Mal, keeping him stable for the time being. And, not satisfied with just that, he levels his weapon against the proned Kvatch - alas, it may have been just a bit much for the Tin-man, as the bolt sails wide of the mark.

[sblock=Combat]
Encounter #2 - Kvatch

Initiative
Archer (Bledso)
Surge
Ches
Blades (Huey, Dewey, and Louie)
Mal
Kvatch
Falk

PCs
Mal -- AC 18 / Fort 12 / Ref 16 / Will 11 -- 0 AP, 8/8 surges (val=6), 14/25 hp
--
Surge -- AC 16 / Fort 15 / Ref 14 / Will 13 -- 0 AP, 10/10 surges (val=7), 30/30 hp
--
Ches -- AC 14 / Fort 12 / Ref 14 / Will 13 -- 0 AP, 8/8 surges (val=6), 6/25 hp
-- prone, bloodied
Falk -- AC 20 / Fort 16 / Ref 13 / Will 10 -- 1 AP, 13/13 surges (val=8) , 33/33 hp
--

Enemies
Bledso -18 dmg taken, bloodied
Huey - DEAD
Dewey - DEAD
Louie - DEAD
Kvatch - 66 dmg taken, prone, dazed (Mal), bloodied

Pre-Round 1 - Kvatch triggered action: Fear in the Ranks, dmg bonus to allies in burst 3

Round 1

Bledso - longbow vs. Ches, hit, 10 dmg

Surge - Magic Weapon, hit, 8 dmg vs. Kvatch, allies +1 hit, +4 dmg until end of next turn, Restive formula on Mal

Ches - Burning Hands - Huey and Dewey killed, 10 dmg Bledso and Kvatch, AP miss vs. Bledso

Louie - charge Mal, hit for 14 dmg

Mal - AoR, pop infusion, charge Kvatch, hit for 26 dmg (incl power strike), DWA miss, AP for 22 more dmg

Kvatch - glaive strike vs. Mal, 14 dmg, recharge no-go

Falk - split Louie's face open, Louie dead

Round 2

Bledso - moves into Kvatch's Lead by Fear aura, longbow vs. Ches w/ Furious Assault - 15 dmg, Ches at 0 hp

Surge - heal check Ches - success (second wind), healing infusion Mal, AP Scouring Wpn vs. Kvatch - miss

Ches -

Mal -

Kvatch -

Falk -

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New Map

Up next: Ches, Mal, and Kvatch

 

[whardell]

**Pre-Post**

Newly invigorated, Mal takes aims to kill Kvatch.

(Still in Lurking Spider)

Main Hand Attack +2 CA, +2 Power Bonus to Damage, +4 From Toaster's Magic Weapon (I assume this is a +4 power bonus that does not stack with my +2)

If Main hand hits off hand (as a free action)

Hit or Miss, Mal retreats to F6

Strike first or die friend Dwarf. Hit hard then return to the shadows. Suffer not the Gnome to live. These are the teachings of my people who lived in places your people dared not delve. [In case you were wondering, that is Drow speak for you have a point good sir and I will indeed keep you between me and the enemy.]

 

[Phesic]

OOC: Sorry, Magic weapon expires at the end of my turn.

 

[trolled]

Before slipping under, Ches blinks awake, looking up at Surgeon, "Ow."

Her eyes focus on Bledso, drawn like iron fillings to a lodestone, "That your best shot, pig?! I am not dying in this piss-hole, festering," Ches continues to shout obscenities at the town, Bledso, Bledso's maternal grandmother, the general smell in the air, the nasty gunk in her hair, and so on while bringing herself to her feet. She squares her shoulders, "and furthermore, do you have any idea how painful arrows are?! Do you have any concept of the staggering pain abdominal wounds cause?! My hair is all dirty now..." it trails off into mumbling.

"Lovely weather, don't you think?"

OOC: Move: Stand up. Minor: Raving. Standard: Argent Rain - Area Burst 1 on K3 - Hit or Miss creates Zone: Any creature entering or ending turn in zone takes 5 fire damage. Free: Fall prone.

With a gesture, a rain of fire begins to fall around Kvatch and Bledso. Looking dejected at the downpour, Ches slumps to the ground in a fit of tears.