In walks a tough looking human, seemingly talking to himself. He quickly announces his name is Ryan Bonebreaker and that he is looking for a job, before continuing his conversation.
" Randal, we have been walking all day to find your family and honestly, there is no trace of them. I am beginning to doubt if you even want to see them! "
Suddenly muffled words begin to emerge from the sack on the warriors belt.
" Don't doubt me! My memory is uncanny! Besides, it's your lack of social skills that keep us from finding them "
The human shrugs and says " I admit it. It is entirely my fault " while walking towards the bar." I can't imagine it will be hard to start a conversation with anyone, when your sack screams for brains all the time. " he says sarcasticly before noticing the tension in the bar. " well, I have my needs and you haven't fed me in days! " the sack snapped back.
Ignoring Randal and the apparent situation, he walks up to the barkeep and buys two flagons of ale. Grabbing a stool at the table farthest in the right corner of the tavern, he sits and pulls out a decayed human head from his sack. " I think we are about to experience our first bar fight in town "
As springing to life, the human head starts speaking with huge grin " uhhh, dibs on the 'leftovers' ! And bar maiden fetch me a straw ! "