Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
Gah. It wasn't a remake. At worst it was an homage.
Let's see...
Lucia Skywalker, sorry Rei Solo is sent to a desert planet as a child and raised there near a bunch of scavengers. She comes across a droid fleeing the Empire, sorry the First Order and carrying plans that the Rebellion, sorry the Resistance needs desperately. With the droid she meets Finn Solo, the reluctant hero and escaped with him from the the desert planet on the Millennium Falcon. She has to escape the Empire, sorry First Order, but ends up captured and Finn Solo comes to her rescue. She meets Darth Vader, sorry Darth Ren who serves the emperor who appeared by hologram....again. "Darth Ren" is almost surely related to her somehow. Rei, I am your brother/cousin! There are a few scenes out of order. The cantina scene happens after they leave the desert planet, but hey, nothing is perfect. Meanwhile, the Empire, sorry the First Order uses the Death Star, sorry Death Planet to destroy Alderaan, sorry an entire system. Then it turns the Death Star, sorry Death Planet against the Rebellion, sorry Resistance. In a desperate bid to stay alive, an x-wing attack is launched at the Death Planet and the hot shot pilot even has a trench run at the small hole at the end to destroy the thing.
The only reason it wasn't a "remake" is that it wasn't called a remake. Otherwise it was A New Hope all over again.