Recent content by GodPhoenix

Hey, I'm having trouble printing DDI (subscriber) PDFs...Dungeon adventures in particular. They take a long, long time to spool to the printer and often sit at the printer forever. I often print longer PDFs and PDFs with more images, so I'm guessing that it has something to do with the way the...

This would have been the best death scene EVAR.

Snakes...and rats and ants. Why did it have to be snakes...and rats and ants?

You just don't normally see those two words right next to each other, do ya? You have a knack for finding oddly appropriate sound effects.

Nice ;)

This was probably the most fun I've ever had framing an NPC in a game...certainly the most satisfying. ;)

I wish I had your job...you know...a job where I could sit around and photoshop random stuff all day. ;) Edit - next time, please don't use your own teeth

I agree. If you had said moose it would have been game-over for the day. We would have been forced to switch to Arkham Horror just to regain our composure. (although we probably would have tried to get you devoured)

Ok...I resisted adding this but I just can't. At one point, we asked Colonel Endicottt what kinds of animals we were likely to encounter. The DM (Nebulous) started by saying things like lions, giraffes, etc...and then threw in elk. "Elk?" we said. "Yeah, you know, elk," he said. We still...

A TPK was our primary concern...it would have meant a big loss in story continuity...and that kept the tension high throughout the campaign. Oh, plus DM/Jason/Nebulous really seems to enjoy scaring the crap out of us. ;) Chad is one of my favorite characters of all time. He went from...

Actually, the number of un-intended* casualties from our reckless use of explosives was astonishingly low. * - Firmies don't count...those were completely intentional.

Ha! Yes, that was our "strategy" too. You know, we never set out to be the crazy kill-em-all, explosion-happy group...it just kind of spiraled out of control. I think it all started with that burning rug/tapestry we threw down into the basement of the JuJu house early in the campaign. And...

This whole story arc was hilarious. I almost peed myself when Jake's character was fumbling around with the generator in Omar Shakti's basement. Of course, if I remember correctly, I think the next adventure summary marks the beginning of our dynamite-as-grenade phase...which led to our...

Oh yeah, that rings a bell...a big, squid-shaped bell.