This sounds like you're not getting the right advice. You're going to need plenty of beer advice before this thread is over. As your beer attorney, I advise you to fly to Belgium and rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Some of those apple airbud thingies for the music. Get the hell out of America for at least a fortnight and take yourself on a tour of Belgian beers. Those Belgians- they might be the freekie-deekies of Europe, but their breweries are the Disney World of boozing. But the ticket, take the ride. And by the time you manage to clear out "It's a small world" from your barely-functioning brainstem, the majesty of the Lambic will be revealed.