Barberarian's Greatscissors (Imported from gerenal discussion)

Kamikaze Midget said:

Barbers are very dangerous.

I bet they stand outside the city gates with their giant greatscissors dressed in red and white, singing in their quartets, raiding on the outskirts, always fading back into the primeval forest just before the imperial guard can catch them.

Barberarians!

Click to expand...

Consider this yoinked.

Greatscissors Two-Handed Superior Melee Weapon
Prof +3 1d10 45gp 18lbs Heavy Blade High Crit

Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits - Fighter Attack ??
You deftly disengage the blades of your greatscissors, surprising your enemy as you swing the massive blades in a deadly twirl.
Daily * Martial, Weapon
Standard Action Melee weapon
Prerequisites: Prof. with Greatscissors
Requirements: You must be wielding Greatscissors
Target: One Creature
Attack: Strength vs Ref
Hit: XX[W] + Strength modifier + Dexterity modifier damage, and an enemy adjacent to you takes Stength modifier + Dexterity modifier Damage. The target also grants combat advantage to you until the end of your next turn.
Miss: Strength modifier damage and you drop one of the blades.
Effect: Your greatscissors now split into 2 Longswords, requiring a short rest to re-assemble into greatscissors.

-snip-

I leave the Level and Weapon dice multiplier to someone else to gauge.
Original thread: Link

Inspirational Barberism Youtube
-J