Winterthorn
Monster Manager

There are moments in life one wishes things were just a bad dream, a figment of someone's obtuse sense of humour, nay, perhaps a wee bout of brain flatulence. Whatever, all I can say -- or rather -- beg on bent knee: surely this must be an April Fool's joke... No?

Have a look-see here ppl, and tell me what thou thinkest... (It's listed for release in April.)
I just saw it an hour ago -- had to alert all my rpg friends by e-mail. As I said to my players (I DM mostly) "minus 100,000 XP" to any player who brings it to my table. And to players out there, fire yer DM if he buys it.

-Winterthorn, aghast