From ranger: "If you told me none of you has matches, I'm dead on leaving"
From wizard: "I'll cast Wazaa's Whirlwind"
From elf: "I'd like to find sandals that would match my green skirt"
From dwarf: "F*ck, we're not going to let a blasted door p*ss us off ?!"
From barbarian: "Fray !"
From rogue: "Someone should stay behind on guard duty at the dungeon's entrance"
From ogre: "grruuhhh*"
(* "he said f*ck you", translate the wizard)
From banjo-playing orc: "org groumph wosha ahahah"
From DM: "prepare to live the most formidable adventure ever"
(If someone outside of France get the joke, kudos!)