100 Reasons why Dunedain (and men) prefer Elven Maidens

[kirinke]

whoot i say.
Elven females are far more understanding than women. They've lived longer and can put up with alot. ^)^ Can we say experience?

But then, if you irritate them, they are also a great deal more vindictive and imaginative in that vindictiveness. Plus, they have the spells to back up their irritation. Guys, mebbe you should rethink your position. That's allllll I'm saying. The spell 'Shrink item' or 'alter features' does come to mind.

 

[Angcuru]

Never thought of it that way...but if we're nice, then they might employ the opposite. *nudge nudge *

 

[kirinke]

*stands on head, grinning like a maniac

but then, you have to deal with those long, six month unfortunant times of the month with elf-girls. Anything said wrong and out comes the spell book and a very saaaddddd hubby or boyfriend results.

 

[Angcuru]

Well, it's a give and a take. You spend most of the time in a state of blissful, perfect tantric *ahem*hugging*ahem*, and every now and then you sleep on the couch, which isn't so bad, considering that elf couches are made of pipe dreams and confectioners sugar or something dandy like that.