1000 ways to be a D&D Snob

[tabrumj]

- You make all characters start with one level in an NPC class.

K Koie

Well I just started a game like that so I guess I am guilty of being a 3e snob. Cool.

 

[Lightfinger]

230. You claim to have played D&D for X number of years, when the books were not even released to stores in your area yet.

231. You claim to have attended GenCon back when it was in Lake Geneva and got into a fight there with EGG...even though you would have been 3 years old.

(yes, I know someone who claims both)


--Lightfinger

 

[Mercule]

197. You pronounce it "Wot-See"

232. You refuse to pronounce it "Wot-See".

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

233. You find flaws with the gameplay in "Dark Dungeons."


[edit - fix #]

 

[evildm]

234. You feel that all published campaign settings are inferior, and you have "transcended" them to play Harn and only Harn. j/k

 

[Crothian]

235: You feel that d20 is such a superior system you write e-mails to and harrass other publishers of non d20 RPGs, trying to get them to convert.

 

[Ridley's Cohort]

236. You harangue anyone who dares comment on LotR if they haven't read The Simarillion yet.

237. You attempt to "prove" a feat is broken by using some twinked out epic character to kill a victim that stands around and picks his nose for two rounds. [no offense intended!]

238. You create custom feats as a means to chastise other members of a discussion board for their insipid cluelessness.

 

[alsih2o]

239. hang out pointing out how things mention in the polymorph thread aren't possible

 

[Wormwood]

240. You use this thread to reply to another one.



Edit: Added a smiley for the humor impaired. You know who you are

 

[machine]

You feel that anyone who still has a fondness for kits, THAC0, saves vs. rod/staff/wand and the like are either insane or 100+ years old.

Hey!

I remember the various save categories and THAC0 -- and I'm not 100+ years old!