D&D 5E A New Frontier REDUX [Closed]

[Azurewraith]

Why women? Or better, why only women?

Something to do with countless men and women shoving there hands inside personal places while gawking.

 

[Thateous]

I have one of those things. About 'this' high to a grass hoppers knee? Drains all intimacy out of a room like a vacuum? Ridiculous investment with no hope of a return?

 

[Azurewraith]

I have one of those things. About 'this' high to a grass hoppers knee? Drains all intimacy out of a room like a vacuum? Ridiculous investment with no hope of a return?

Well I have two one I have had for nearly 5years still waiting for return on investment. My member has deserted me to be the world's most life like dildo.

 

[Neurotic]

Well I have two one I have had for nearly 5years still waiting for return on investment. My member has deserted me to be the world's most life like dildo.

Proud father survivor of twins
Mine are 11 now and I'm still waiting for RoI. But at least I'm sleeping well for the last 8 years or so. But days are filled with drive here, school, drive there, training, walk there...or the reverse, I don't want to go there, why are we here, when are we going home...

 

[Azurewraith]

Proud father survivor of twins
Mine are 11 now and I'm still waiting for RoI. But at least I'm sleeping well for the last 8 years or so. But days are filled with drive here, school, drive there, training, walk there...or the reverse, I don't want to go there, why are we here, when are we going home...

I can imagine twins are rough things where easy with one, so we added another. Its like playing Legendary on skyrim from level one.

 

[Thateous]

Could I get a small magic item shopping list from you guys? Include common and uncommon items please and thank you.

 

[Azurewraith]

Could I get a small magic item shopping list from you guys? Include common and uncommon items please and thank you.

The 4e approach I like it! I shall put on together after dinner. How big are you thinking?

 

[Thateous]

3-5 common, uncommon, and (if you feel like doing it now). Something that gives me options and allows some variety between the group. If you want a simple + 1 weapon/armor that is ok too. Just need to know what weapon/ armor.

There will be magic items that occur like normal in the game.

 

[Azurewraith]

Pretty sure all Commons are consumables. Ill grab my books when I go pee n draw up a,list

 

[Azurewraith]

Circlet of blasting
Broom of flying
Gauntlets of ogre strength
Wand of magic missile
Wand of the warmage +1