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Can I do it now? Now? Now? Now? Now? Now? Now? Now? Now?
"You seem distracted," murmured the raven-haired woman Tavi was dancing with, offering a little pout.
"Forgive me," Tavi said.
Now? Now? Now?
Phoebe, stoppit!
"Oh!" the woman cooed as the hummingbird – who had been zooming around Tavi's head in such a fast, tight loop that Tavi suspected he looked like he had a blurry halo – landed on Tavi's shoulder. "What a darling tiny bird!"
"You would think so." With a supreme effort of will, Tavi unclenched his teeth.
The music spun to a stop. Tavi bowed farewell to the woman and looked desperately around the room. When was Aga Aki-san going to go where they needed him to be? They had waited long enough just for him to arrive. The next step shouldn’t be the hard part …
Um, Tavi? Just one teeny little question?
Fine, one question.
…Now?
"Thank the Gods," Tavi breathed, as he caught Nyoko's eye and followed her meaningful gaze to where Savina was receiving the attentions of the obviously oafish Sovereign. Aga Aka-san had taken the bait, at last.
A feathered hair ornament loomed up in front of Tavi, interrupting his view. "Signor Octavian," said the woman beneath it, "I understand you have sought my hand for the next dance?"
"Um, of course." Where are all these women coming from? "One moment, Signora… Signora-san…" Tavi scanned the room's perimeter and spotted the other key player in this upcoming little drama: Lord Endo, the austere Head of Borders. Tavi strode over to him and bowed his head. Lord Endo gave a faint nod in return.
"Lord Endo-san,” Tavi began, “not long ago, you honored me by asking for a favor." Tavi glanced slightly toward Aki-san, who appeared to be asking Savina to dance. "I thought you would like to know that my friends and I plan to do you that service imminently."
Tavi thought he caught a flash of interest in Lord Endo's narrow, solemn face, but it might have been only candlelight on the man's glasses. Lord Endo nodded again. "Very well," he said.
Tavi glimpsed the feathered hair ornament bobbing in his direction through the crowd.
Now? Now? Now?—
—Soon! Fly high, above the crowd, would you? Make yourself inconspicuous.
Tavi and the hair ornament were reunited just as the orchestra struck up again. They swirled onto the floor. Halfway across the room, Savina and Aki-san were dancing, too. Tavi peered past the feathers and saw Twiggy's eyes closed and her lips moving as she cast a spell.
Tavi sensed the surge of Twiggy's arcane magic pulse through the room to the tiny quivering bird above them. He risked a glance. Phoebe was gone—invisible.
Pheebs? Guess what?
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a rush of air as she whizzed over Tavi’s head, too small for anyone else to notice.
The room danced on.
"Isn't Signora Savina lovely?" boomed Kormick's voice above the music. The Justicar was gesturing expansively toward Savina and Aki-san. "A beautiful young woman, and she moves with such grace! Look at her!" Heads turned; faces smiled at Savina as she twirled. The dancers nearby parted to give her special space.
Signora Feathered Head spared a glance before pinning Tavi with her gaze. "My father owns most of the Lowland Marsh of the Dun-Colored Mudflats," she commented. "Perhaps you've heard of it?"
Out of the corner of his eye, Tavi saw Aki-san flinch violently.
Perching on his nose!
Aki-san jerked his hand free of Savina's and slapped himself in the face.
Hopping on his head! Hopping on his head!
People stared. Nyoko gave Aki-san an exaggeratedly shocked expression and immediately turned away, gesturing to the people around her not to look, not to stare. Of course, such an example of an Adept's decorum only made them stare harder.
And looping! And ear-buzzing! And more looping!
Aki-san was still dancing, sort of, but he was also twitching and jerking and fluttering his hands like…well, like a man under assault by an invisible hummingbird, Tavi thought. People were now laughing. Some of the drunker ones were pointing.
Savina performed perfectly, acting more and more flustered but struggling to keep dancing as her partner flailed and ducked. Never breaking stride, she danced right into his wide-open hands—
—emitted the sweetest, most ladylike shriek Tavi had ever heard—
—and startled backward like a fawn, eyes wide, mouth open, hand fluttering to her bosom.
Aga Aki-san, third son of the Governor of Cauldron, stood with both hands frozen in mid-air, the object of the room's gaze. The music died just in time to let everyone hear him clearly: "I—I didn't mean to touch your—oh my!"
Phoebe was laughing uncontrollably in Tavi's head. He fought to keep his own face straight. Get out of there, Pheebs. Back to me, quick. And… well done.
In the sudden stillness, Savina stared at Aki, giving him nothing—no reassurance, no help. The thought crossed Tavi's mind: She's… really good at this.
Arden edged closer to her mistress, apparently quaking with horror-struck fear. Mena got there first, pushing her way in as if to defend Savina bodily and spitting at Aki: "Sixteen! She's only sixteen!"
"I'm sorry! I—I didn't—there was—I don't know—I'm sorry!" Aki looked even more terrified faced with Mena. Tavi bowed curtly to the feathered hair ornament and stalked over to the scene himself, gripping the hilt of his wakizashi for good measure while Phoebe came in for a safe landing in the folds of his cloak.
Tavi arrived at the same moment as their host, Lady Funaki. Aki stammered new apologies to her, but she cut him off with a glare and a raised hand. Her cheeks were flushed with anger. She bowed to Savina. "I am heartbroken at this unseemly disruption," she said, "but, in the spirit of the holiday, might I dare beg you to grace my unruly guest with your forgiveness?"
Savina drew herself up very straight, swallowed, and said, "You are an incomparably gracious host, and the fault is not yours." She cast a cool glance at the abject man beside her, then turned back to Lady Funaki. "I trust that the offense itself was unintentional, but I—I'm quite shaken. Perhaps you might show me to a room where I could collect myself?"
"Thank you for your great courtesy," Lady Funaki bowed. "Come with me—I shall lead you personally. This way." Mena put her arm around Savina protectively, Tavi quickly fell in beside them, and Arden followed behind. The crowd parted. This was it—Savina had smoothly accomplished not just the fall of Aga Aki-san, but a private audience with the Head of the Ring of Peerage.
Oh! More fun!!!
You were perfect, Pheebs, but I really need you to be quiet for this one.
As they were about to leave the ballroom, Lord Endo waylaid Tavi. They stepped to one side. Lord Endo opened his mouth to speak, paused, pulled his glasses off, and frowned at the floor.
…Uh, oh…
Endo raised his stern-as-stone face to Tavi. "I have not laughed that hard in a long time," he stated flatly. "You have my support."
Um, Tavi? I'm not sure he knows what "laughing" means.
Tavi gave Lord Endo a farewell bow—and gave Phoebe a mental I'm with you, but let's take his word for it—before jogging to catch up with Lady Funaki and the others.
The noblewoman escorted them into a small private parlor.
"Now truly," said Lady Funaki to Savina, "are you all right?"
Savina nodded. "Actually," she began, "though the cause is unpleasant, we're very glad to have the opportunity to speak with you privately about—about another matter entirely."
Lady Funaki blinked, faced with the suddenly intense expressions of four heathens.
"I don't know if you've heard of our becoming Inquisitors," Tavi began, "or of the group calling themselves the Restless Tide of the One True Path."
Now Lady Funaki looked distinctly wary. "We come to ask for your assistance," Savina resumed. She explained what they had learned about the Tide so far—and the threat such terrorists represented to Cauldron's peace—concluding with the revelation that the Head of the Ring of the Priesthood was the leader of the Tide in Cauldron.
"And Lord Ono recruited you—a team of heathens—to go the long way around the Circle for him," Lady Funaki surmised. "Lord Ono is playing a deep game." She studied Savina and Tavi's faces. "Perhaps too deep for the Peerage to support, especially since we have seen no serious manifestation of the threat you say exists."
"Blessed Daughter, if I may be bold to speak?" Arden murmured.
"Would you allow my servant to speak?" asked Savina.
At Lady Funaki's nod, Arden began. "May it please you, my Lady, I've infiltrated the Tide, spent time with them, talked to them. They're revolutionaries. You should hear them mock the peerage. They think you've surrendered your old prestige, that you don't deserve your power. They want it for themselves."
Lady Funaki stared. "Infiltrated the… Lord Ono is playing a very deep game," she repeated. "You are prepared to bear witness to this?"
"In Kettenek's name I swear it, my Lady," said Arden.
"Kettenek is holy to us," said Lady Funaki, continuing her piercing stare at Arden. "What is holy to you?"
Arden looked back at her. "Kettenek," she answered shortly. "Also the three others." The slave was convincing, Tavi had to give her that, but her tone had become cool enough to be insolent. Savina interjected immediately. "What my servant means, Lady Funaki-san, is that we worship all four gods, and that we share in common with you the belief that Kettenek is the arbiter of truth, justice, and honesty."
"In other words, Arden has spoken the truth," added Mena. "In addition, we have a great deal of testimony and evidence of acts by the Tide subverting the power of noble houses that has been formally Witnessed by the Adepts."
Lady Funaki gave Mena a quick nod and returned her full focus to Tavi and Savina. That was good, Tavi thought, because otherwise she would have seen Mena roll her eyes at what the noblewoman said next: "Signor Octavian, Signora Savina. Like me, you bear the honor and burden of the high blood in your veins, and you have proven it by your bearing in our city. For your sake, and to defend the pride of our houses, The Peerage of Cauldron will support your mission."
"You are as wise as you are gracious, my Lady," said Savina.
"Thank you," added Tavi, "on behalf of the di Raprezzis as well as the Inquisition."
"Do not thank me," she said. "If you are correct, then the Tide mocks the Lord High Regent. The Peerage must respond. And I must return to my guests. I congratulate you on your resourcefulness in this matter. Take your time composing yourself, Signora Savina."
With that, she swept out of the room.
Savina sank into a chair. "Tavi?" she asked. Her voice wavered, and Tavi saw that she was shaking all over.
"You were great," he told her.
"Indeed you were," said Mena. Savina could only nod.
Eventually, they returned to the party. Not long after, as the hour of sunrise approached, the dancing grew sporadic, the final song was played, and the guests said their good-byes, drifting out into the cool pre-dawn dimness.
The party's carriage let them off in the silent street before the Inn. As the horse's hooves clattered away in the gray light, Kormick surveyed Savina. "Lying," he said, "has given you a lovely glow."
Tavi chuckled as Savina stammered, "Well, I—I shan't make a habit of it. But thank you!"
As she walked on ahead toward the Inn, Kormick leaned toward Tavi. "You laugh, you laugh," he said. "But if you'd pursued things with her, she would have eaten you alive."
Up ahead, suddenly, a man stepped out of the shadows, blocking their way into the Inn's gate. He wasn't Sovereign. And he was raising his hands to cast—
"Ambush!" snapped Mena, as footsteps on the cobblestones heralded several more dark figures running up behind the group. "Rose! Behind me!"
Oh wow, Tavi, I didn't think this night could get any more exciting…but it just did!
Can I do it now? Now? Now? Now? Now? Now? Now? Now? Now?
"You seem distracted," murmured the raven-haired woman Tavi was dancing with, offering a little pout.
"Forgive me," Tavi said.
Now? Now? Now?
Phoebe, stoppit!
"Oh!" the woman cooed as the hummingbird – who had been zooming around Tavi's head in such a fast, tight loop that Tavi suspected he looked like he had a blurry halo – landed on Tavi's shoulder. "What a darling tiny bird!"
"You would think so." With a supreme effort of will, Tavi unclenched his teeth.
The music spun to a stop. Tavi bowed farewell to the woman and looked desperately around the room. When was Aga Aki-san going to go where they needed him to be? They had waited long enough just for him to arrive. The next step shouldn’t be the hard part …
Um, Tavi? Just one teeny little question?
Fine, one question.
…Now?
"Thank the Gods," Tavi breathed, as he caught Nyoko's eye and followed her meaningful gaze to where Savina was receiving the attentions of the obviously oafish Sovereign. Aga Aka-san had taken the bait, at last.
A feathered hair ornament loomed up in front of Tavi, interrupting his view. "Signor Octavian," said the woman beneath it, "I understand you have sought my hand for the next dance?"
"Um, of course." Where are all these women coming from? "One moment, Signora… Signora-san…" Tavi scanned the room's perimeter and spotted the other key player in this upcoming little drama: Lord Endo, the austere Head of Borders. Tavi strode over to him and bowed his head. Lord Endo gave a faint nod in return.
"Lord Endo-san,” Tavi began, “not long ago, you honored me by asking for a favor." Tavi glanced slightly toward Aki-san, who appeared to be asking Savina to dance. "I thought you would like to know that my friends and I plan to do you that service imminently."
Tavi thought he caught a flash of interest in Lord Endo's narrow, solemn face, but it might have been only candlelight on the man's glasses. Lord Endo nodded again. "Very well," he said.
Tavi glimpsed the feathered hair ornament bobbing in his direction through the crowd.
Now? Now? Now?—
—Soon! Fly high, above the crowd, would you? Make yourself inconspicuous.
Tavi and the hair ornament were reunited just as the orchestra struck up again. They swirled onto the floor. Halfway across the room, Savina and Aki-san were dancing, too. Tavi peered past the feathers and saw Twiggy's eyes closed and her lips moving as she cast a spell.
Tavi sensed the surge of Twiggy's arcane magic pulse through the room to the tiny quivering bird above them. He risked a glance. Phoebe was gone—invisible.
Pheebs? Guess what?
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a rush of air as she whizzed over Tavi’s head, too small for anyone else to notice.
The room danced on.
"Isn't Signora Savina lovely?" boomed Kormick's voice above the music. The Justicar was gesturing expansively toward Savina and Aki-san. "A beautiful young woman, and she moves with such grace! Look at her!" Heads turned; faces smiled at Savina as she twirled. The dancers nearby parted to give her special space.
Signora Feathered Head spared a glance before pinning Tavi with her gaze. "My father owns most of the Lowland Marsh of the Dun-Colored Mudflats," she commented. "Perhaps you've heard of it?"
Out of the corner of his eye, Tavi saw Aki-san flinch violently.
Perching on his nose!
Aki-san jerked his hand free of Savina's and slapped himself in the face.
Hopping on his head! Hopping on his head!
People stared. Nyoko gave Aki-san an exaggeratedly shocked expression and immediately turned away, gesturing to the people around her not to look, not to stare. Of course, such an example of an Adept's decorum only made them stare harder.
And looping! And ear-buzzing! And more looping!
Aki-san was still dancing, sort of, but he was also twitching and jerking and fluttering his hands like…well, like a man under assault by an invisible hummingbird, Tavi thought. People were now laughing. Some of the drunker ones were pointing.
Savina performed perfectly, acting more and more flustered but struggling to keep dancing as her partner flailed and ducked. Never breaking stride, she danced right into his wide-open hands—
—emitted the sweetest, most ladylike shriek Tavi had ever heard—
—and startled backward like a fawn, eyes wide, mouth open, hand fluttering to her bosom.
Aga Aki-san, third son of the Governor of Cauldron, stood with both hands frozen in mid-air, the object of the room's gaze. The music died just in time to let everyone hear him clearly: "I—I didn't mean to touch your—oh my!"
Phoebe was laughing uncontrollably in Tavi's head. He fought to keep his own face straight. Get out of there, Pheebs. Back to me, quick. And… well done.
In the sudden stillness, Savina stared at Aki, giving him nothing—no reassurance, no help. The thought crossed Tavi's mind: She's… really good at this.
Arden edged closer to her mistress, apparently quaking with horror-struck fear. Mena got there first, pushing her way in as if to defend Savina bodily and spitting at Aki: "Sixteen! She's only sixteen!"
"I'm sorry! I—I didn't—there was—I don't know—I'm sorry!" Aki looked even more terrified faced with Mena. Tavi bowed curtly to the feathered hair ornament and stalked over to the scene himself, gripping the hilt of his wakizashi for good measure while Phoebe came in for a safe landing in the folds of his cloak.
Tavi arrived at the same moment as their host, Lady Funaki. Aki stammered new apologies to her, but she cut him off with a glare and a raised hand. Her cheeks were flushed with anger. She bowed to Savina. "I am heartbroken at this unseemly disruption," she said, "but, in the spirit of the holiday, might I dare beg you to grace my unruly guest with your forgiveness?"
Savina drew herself up very straight, swallowed, and said, "You are an incomparably gracious host, and the fault is not yours." She cast a cool glance at the abject man beside her, then turned back to Lady Funaki. "I trust that the offense itself was unintentional, but I—I'm quite shaken. Perhaps you might show me to a room where I could collect myself?"
"Thank you for your great courtesy," Lady Funaki bowed. "Come with me—I shall lead you personally. This way." Mena put her arm around Savina protectively, Tavi quickly fell in beside them, and Arden followed behind. The crowd parted. This was it—Savina had smoothly accomplished not just the fall of Aga Aki-san, but a private audience with the Head of the Ring of Peerage.
Oh! More fun!!!
You were perfect, Pheebs, but I really need you to be quiet for this one.
As they were about to leave the ballroom, Lord Endo waylaid Tavi. They stepped to one side. Lord Endo opened his mouth to speak, paused, pulled his glasses off, and frowned at the floor.
…Uh, oh…
Endo raised his stern-as-stone face to Tavi. "I have not laughed that hard in a long time," he stated flatly. "You have my support."
Um, Tavi? I'm not sure he knows what "laughing" means.
Tavi gave Lord Endo a farewell bow—and gave Phoebe a mental I'm with you, but let's take his word for it—before jogging to catch up with Lady Funaki and the others.
The noblewoman escorted them into a small private parlor.
"Now truly," said Lady Funaki to Savina, "are you all right?"
Savina nodded. "Actually," she began, "though the cause is unpleasant, we're very glad to have the opportunity to speak with you privately about—about another matter entirely."
Lady Funaki blinked, faced with the suddenly intense expressions of four heathens.
"I don't know if you've heard of our becoming Inquisitors," Tavi began, "or of the group calling themselves the Restless Tide of the One True Path."
Now Lady Funaki looked distinctly wary. "We come to ask for your assistance," Savina resumed. She explained what they had learned about the Tide so far—and the threat such terrorists represented to Cauldron's peace—concluding with the revelation that the Head of the Ring of the Priesthood was the leader of the Tide in Cauldron.
"And Lord Ono recruited you—a team of heathens—to go the long way around the Circle for him," Lady Funaki surmised. "Lord Ono is playing a deep game." She studied Savina and Tavi's faces. "Perhaps too deep for the Peerage to support, especially since we have seen no serious manifestation of the threat you say exists."
"Blessed Daughter, if I may be bold to speak?" Arden murmured.
"Would you allow my servant to speak?" asked Savina.
At Lady Funaki's nod, Arden began. "May it please you, my Lady, I've infiltrated the Tide, spent time with them, talked to them. They're revolutionaries. You should hear them mock the peerage. They think you've surrendered your old prestige, that you don't deserve your power. They want it for themselves."
Lady Funaki stared. "Infiltrated the… Lord Ono is playing a very deep game," she repeated. "You are prepared to bear witness to this?"
"In Kettenek's name I swear it, my Lady," said Arden.
"Kettenek is holy to us," said Lady Funaki, continuing her piercing stare at Arden. "What is holy to you?"
Arden looked back at her. "Kettenek," she answered shortly. "Also the three others." The slave was convincing, Tavi had to give her that, but her tone had become cool enough to be insolent. Savina interjected immediately. "What my servant means, Lady Funaki-san, is that we worship all four gods, and that we share in common with you the belief that Kettenek is the arbiter of truth, justice, and honesty."
"In other words, Arden has spoken the truth," added Mena. "In addition, we have a great deal of testimony and evidence of acts by the Tide subverting the power of noble houses that has been formally Witnessed by the Adepts."
Lady Funaki gave Mena a quick nod and returned her full focus to Tavi and Savina. That was good, Tavi thought, because otherwise she would have seen Mena roll her eyes at what the noblewoman said next: "Signor Octavian, Signora Savina. Like me, you bear the honor and burden of the high blood in your veins, and you have proven it by your bearing in our city. For your sake, and to defend the pride of our houses, The Peerage of Cauldron will support your mission."
"You are as wise as you are gracious, my Lady," said Savina.
"Thank you," added Tavi, "on behalf of the di Raprezzis as well as the Inquisition."
"Do not thank me," she said. "If you are correct, then the Tide mocks the Lord High Regent. The Peerage must respond. And I must return to my guests. I congratulate you on your resourcefulness in this matter. Take your time composing yourself, Signora Savina."
With that, she swept out of the room.
Savina sank into a chair. "Tavi?" she asked. Her voice wavered, and Tavi saw that she was shaking all over.
"You were great," he told her.
"Indeed you were," said Mena. Savina could only nod.
Eventually, they returned to the party. Not long after, as the hour of sunrise approached, the dancing grew sporadic, the final song was played, and the guests said their good-byes, drifting out into the cool pre-dawn dimness.
The party's carriage let them off in the silent street before the Inn. As the horse's hooves clattered away in the gray light, Kormick surveyed Savina. "Lying," he said, "has given you a lovely glow."
Tavi chuckled as Savina stammered, "Well, I—I shan't make a habit of it. But thank you!"
As she walked on ahead toward the Inn, Kormick leaned toward Tavi. "You laugh, you laugh," he said. "But if you'd pursued things with her, she would have eaten you alive."
Up ahead, suddenly, a man stepped out of the shadows, blocking their way into the Inn's gate. He wasn't Sovereign. And he was raising his hands to cast—
"Ambush!" snapped Mena, as footsteps on the cobblestones heralded several more dark figures running up behind the group. "Rose! Behind me!"
Oh wow, Tavi, I didn't think this night could get any more exciting…but it just did!