Advertising in the Arena

[WampusCat43]

My group's about to enter the Champion's Games (part of the Age of Worms saga). I thought it would make the city (in this case, Waterdeep) more memorable if there was advertising at the games, similar to what we have on the walls at baseball games and such.

So far, I've got a wall banner that says "Murdo's Pantry - where discerning orcs get their pies" and a griffon rider flying overhead, trailing a banner saying "See Roc City" (you have be both old and American to get that one).

Just wanted to see what you geniuses can come up with. Fire away.

 

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[WampusCat43]

Great stuff! Just looking at the Monster list is a solid source of inspiration.

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