Anyone ever hear of this spell?

[Henry]

An Arborous task it is to proofread and Prune an article into proper form. It's a Vine example of poor taste to Shoot from the hip and Sprout off, making light of someone who makes a simple mistake, though! Shame on you! Go Petal your jokes someplace else!

And now, I bid you a Frond farewell.

-Henry Appleseed

 

[gamecat]

h3nry for teh win

 

[Presto2112]

An Arborous task it is to proofread and Prune an article into proper form. It's a Vine example of poor taste to Shoot from the hip and Sprout off, making light of someone who makes a simple mistake, though! Shame on you! Go Petal your jokes someplace else!

And now, I bid you a Frond farewell.

-Henry Appleseed

Post of the Month

 

[Slife]

Post of the Month

A little Corny for my tastes.

 

[Hypersmurf]

A little Corny for my tastes.

Well, that's the root of the problem - how to stem the tide of puns when he's already trunk with success.

Of course, there's a berry simple answer - just refuse to reed them. It's nut like he's holding a pistil to your head. Tendril get you five that if he's got nobody to bole over with his wit, he'll stop - he's knot going to put in all that effort fern-othing.

But if you deciduous-o upset you have to respond, I conifer you only one piece of advice (I'd ra-thorn-ot rob Henry of his spore-t, but I figure he can shrub it off) - your efforts will likely be fruit-less unless you fight fire with fire! (It's too late to nip it in the bud.)

-Hyp.

 

[Slife]

Well, that's the root of the problem - how to stem the tide of puns when he's already trunk with success.

Of course, there's a berry simple answer - just refuse to reed them. It's nut like he's holding a pistil to your head. Tendril get you five that if he's got nobody to bole over with his wit, he'll stop - he's knot going to put in all that effort fern-othing.

But if you deciduous-o upset you have to respond, I conifer you only one piece of advice (I'd ra-thorn-ot rob Henry of his spore-t, but I figure he can shrub it off) - your efforts will likely be fruit-less unless you fight fire with fire! (It's too late to nip it in the bud.)

-Hyp.

They say that the tongue requires stamen' for you to be in a polite group. Myself, I agreen. There's no reason why you can't chlorophyll your conversation with meaningful dialog.

You ought to be punished for your conduct.


(Yes, it's a metajoke. But I never metajoke I didn't like.)

{Yeah, the well's getting a little dry.}

 

[Henry]

Well, that's the root of the problem - how to stem the tide of puns when he's already trunk with success.
[SNIP]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Master has graced us with his presence!

(And you folks wonder what we do in the Moderator forum...)

 

[Jedi_Solo]

(And you folks wonder what we do in the Moderator forum...)

And I thought you would just sit there and pine for better days without the oaks and pains of moderating us. And then perhaps decide on a steak dinner with acorn vegitable side.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Quick, someone sap them all.

So there's a tree seeing spell? I like that. Spells with disadvantages.

Tree Seeing
Disadvantage: You don't see the wood for the trees.

To say it in the words of Agrael: Tree shagging pixies!