Snarf Zagyg
Notorious Liquefactionist
So for those of you who don't know, the KING OF THE WORLD (aka, James Cameron) is about to unleash upon us a multitude of Avatar movies, starting with ....
Avatar: The Way of Water (Avatar 2), in Theaters everywhere on December 16, 2022.
It already had its premiere, and reviews are GOOD. VERY VERY GOOD.
That said ... premiere reviews are almost universally very good. Here's what we do know-
1. It's the sequel to Avatar, the highest grossing film of all time (non-inflation adjusted, world-wide gross).
2. It's three hours and twelve minutes.
3. It's the sequel to Avatar, the second-highest grossing film of all time, inflation adjusted. As for the highest? Frankly, my dear EnWorld reader, I don't give a darn.
4. It's three hours and twelve minutes.
5. Trailer? TRAILER!
6. It's three hours and twelve minutes.
7. There are blue people.
8. It's three hours and twelve minutes.
9. You can (and probably should) see it in IMAX 3D.
10. Apparently, James Cameron has spent, like, a BILLION DOLLARS on these films. Give or take a few hundred million.
11. It's THREE HOURS and TWELVE MINUTES.
12. They changed the best thing about Avatar .... THE FONT.
So, are you going to be seeing Avatar? Are you excited? Is this your favorite Blue Person entertainment (non Smurf, non percussion division)? A poll is placed for your entertainment!
Avatar: The Way of Water (Avatar 2), in Theaters everywhere on December 16, 2022.
It already had its premiere, and reviews are GOOD. VERY VERY GOOD.
That said ... premiere reviews are almost universally very good. Here's what we do know-
1. It's the sequel to Avatar, the highest grossing film of all time (non-inflation adjusted, world-wide gross).
2. It's three hours and twelve minutes.
3. It's the sequel to Avatar, the second-highest grossing film of all time, inflation adjusted. As for the highest? Frankly, my dear EnWorld reader, I don't give a darn.
4. It's three hours and twelve minutes.
5. Trailer? TRAILER!
6. It's three hours and twelve minutes.
7. There are blue people.
8. It's three hours and twelve minutes.
9. You can (and probably should) see it in IMAX 3D.
10. Apparently, James Cameron has spent, like, a BILLION DOLLARS on these films. Give or take a few hundred million.
11. It's THREE HOURS and TWELVE MINUTES.
12. They changed the best thing about Avatar .... THE FONT.
So, are you going to be seeing Avatar? Are you excited? Is this your favorite Blue Person entertainment (non Smurf, non percussion division)? A poll is placed for your entertainment!