TarionzCousin
Second Most Angelic Devil Ever
Way back in 2E, I played a half-ogre in Dark Sun who had a 3 INT and a 2 WIS. He was extremely not-smart.
One guy in our group continually ordered everyone what to do. So I told the DM "My guy is soooooo dumb he will never do what G tells him to (because it was almost always a smart thing to do--and to annoy and hopefully stop G from ordering me around)." It drove G crazy and he never changed his ways.
Eventually the DM had us find the artifact Mattock of the Titans. It was the only +6 to hit "weapon" in the entire D&Dverse. It was extremely overpowered for the campaign but the DM knew what he was doing. My character refused to use it in combat because, as he said "It shovel! Not weapon."
Ah, good times.
One guy in our group continually ordered everyone what to do. So I told the DM "My guy is soooooo dumb he will never do what G tells him to (because it was almost always a smart thing to do--and to annoy and hopefully stop G from ordering me around)." It drove G crazy and he never changed his ways.
Eventually the DM had us find the artifact Mattock of the Titans. It was the only +6 to hit "weapon" in the entire D&Dverse. It was extremely overpowered for the campaign but the DM knew what he was doing. My character refused to use it in combat because, as he said "It shovel! Not weapon."
Ah, good times.
