STARP_JVP
First Post
Does anyone, like I do, hanker for the old 2E days when "Human" was in the monster book?
How many times have you, the stalwart DM, had a random encounter with bandits or something similar and not had the stats close at hand? I know I have. Sure, there's the so-called "Quick NPC" in the DMG, but the table's so hard to read on the fly. Does anyone else feel it's racial discrimination to leave Humans out of the MM? I mean, elves are in it. So are Dwarves and Gnomes and Halflings. Why not Humans? Huh? HUH? WHY IS IT? WHY? WHY?
Ahem.
Sorry. But don't I have a point? Why aren't humans in the MM no more?
And another thing. What is wrong with our young people today? They sit around the TV stuffing their faces...
Excuse me. Got to run. Matlock's on.
How many times have you, the stalwart DM, had a random encounter with bandits or something similar and not had the stats close at hand? I know I have. Sure, there's the so-called "Quick NPC" in the DMG, but the table's so hard to read on the fly. Does anyone else feel it's racial discrimination to leave Humans out of the MM? I mean, elves are in it. So are Dwarves and Gnomes and Halflings. Why not Humans? Huh? HUH? WHY IS IT? WHY? WHY?
Ahem.
Sorry. But don't I have a point? Why aren't humans in the MM no more?
And another thing. What is wrong with our young people today? They sit around the TV stuffing their faces...
Excuse me. Got to run. Matlock's on.