Player2
First Post
So, bards are masters of comedy, witty one-liners and of getting themselves in trouble, be it with drunken patrons, moody guards or the innkeeper whose daughter they were hitting on.
All the while you can see the bard dodging and running while singing back or throwing a few good retorts. This is the place to dump the best lines you, your party-members, or your players have thrown as a bard, or any other class really. Let's try and make a small black-book of wittiness!
This one was thrown while the local inn-keeper was bad-mouthing the bard: "He calls me ugly, loud and says I wash his pantaloons. But the one washing my clothes at night is the wife of that buffoon".
All the while you can see the bard dodging and running while singing back or throwing a few good retorts. This is the place to dump the best lines you, your party-members, or your players have thrown as a bard, or any other class really. Let's try and make a small black-book of wittiness!
This one was thrown while the local inn-keeper was bad-mouthing the bard: "He calls me ugly, loud and says I wash his pantaloons. But the one washing my clothes at night is the wife of that buffoon".