clockworkjoe
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Best Battle after math scene?
What's the most entertaining story you have regarding to the moments right after a battle? You know, the dragon's dead, the party is cheering but somehow..everything goes horribly wrong.
I'll start:
One time as our party was traveling on a road in the middle of a forest, we encountered and attacked some human soldiers on patrol. I knocked one out and me being the big dumb warrior type was convinced that I could hire him on as a henchman. The elf didn't like that so he shot the poor soldier in the head with a bow! I was really sad, so I wrote an epitaph on a gravestone atop his poorly dug grave. It read something like:
"There were these guys and we attacked them but I liked this one guy and was healing him when our stupid elf killed them. I liked this guy and thought he was swell. I am sorry he is dead. That is the end of this story."
What's the most entertaining story you have regarding to the moments right after a battle? You know, the dragon's dead, the party is cheering but somehow..everything goes horribly wrong.
I'll start:
One time as our party was traveling on a road in the middle of a forest, we encountered and attacked some human soldiers on patrol. I knocked one out and me being the big dumb warrior type was convinced that I could hire him on as a henchman. The elf didn't like that so he shot the poor soldier in the head with a bow! I was really sad, so I wrote an epitaph on a gravestone atop his poorly dug grave. It read something like:
"There were these guys and we attacked them but I liked this one guy and was healing him when our stupid elf killed them. I liked this guy and thought he was swell. I am sorry he is dead. That is the end of this story."